I did not give this guy permission to enter my headspace. Voice testing, canon is Ace Combat 6.

[malebolge]

Now now, Mun, that's not a very pleasant welcome for a new occupant in this 'headspace' of yours. You can't expect to impress a guy with that attitude, you know. I almost want to say you're as bad as Toscha.

[This new muse? Is so very amused. Little did his mundane realize that her frequent poking at him would gain him a place in her head.]

Surely you didn't think that I'd let you get away with all of that? I had to get my payback somehow, and making myself comfortable in here seemed like a good method. I don't hear you objecting to the idea very much, and I hear your consideration about a game for me. A proper game, no less. Not that hotel you were reading earlier. You know fully well I could get any woman I wanted, without any assistance.

[Mun is denying this. There is no game pondering, there is no plotting and that hotel reading thing certainly didn't happen nope.]

You realize you're living proof that I can easily win a lady over, right? Otherwise you wouldn't have gone to all of this effort for me.

[He gives a smug look at the mun's silent defeat. Dammit Pasternak.]

Check and mate.

Comments

[rune_warlock]

You sound overly confident with your charm.

[malebolge]

[Damn right he is. Not eeeven gonna hide it.]

Of course. I could have any woman I wanted if I made the effort.

[rune_warlock]

This exchange is already making me feel uncomfortable. But some unseen power is making me stay and speak with you.

[malebolge]

[RUDE. But that's okay. Fenrirs seem to be notoriously rude in Strangereal.]

That "unseen power" is just your mundane. Besides, I did say 'if I made the effort'. [and guess who is making no effort what so ever. Go on. Guess.]

[rune_warlock]

Mundane? I believe you meant "The Muns"? Powerful entities that only exist in legend, said to surpass the power of the gods?

[malebolge]

Sure, let's go with that. I'm pretty certain they exist in a little more than legends though. [Idly glancing at his mun who is giving him a dirty look right now stop looking at her Ilya]

[rune_warlock]

How certain?

[malebolge]

You don't really think I was just talkin' to myself this whole time before you got here, do you?

[rune_warlock]

You seem mad enough to be speaking to yourself.

[malebolge]

[RUDE MK2. Geez lady. 'course he's still just amused.]

You speak to all the guys you meet like that?

[rune_warlock]

No.

[malebolge]

What makes me get the special treatment then?

[rune_warlock]

Your brashness vexed me.

[malebolge]

You're not gonna tell me to go dance with the angels next, are you?

[rune_warlock]

And why would I say such a thing?

[malebolge]

I guess the Emmerians' catch phrase never caught on outside of their country.

[rune_warlock]

I have never even heard of Emmeria.

[malebolge]

Didn't think you were from any part around Anea. You from one of those 'other worlds' that the mun keeps going on about?

[rune_warlock]

What? Are you saying you can communicate with the Muns? How?

[openyourmouth]

Hey, man. You're in a chick's head too?

[This. This is clearly the booze. People have told him he was out of it before, but now he's sure it's finally happening for real.

Oh, well. Might as well play along with this hallucination.]

Not the first place I'd try and get into if you know what I'm sayin'.

[malebolge]

[Geez. You're remotely attractive, lady, but you really don't know?]

Last I checked, you just start up a conversation with them. There's certainly no magic or secret radio frequency involved in that's what you're implying.

[malebolge]

[Fair enough. He can at least chalk this all up to the fact that he's, y'know, DEAD but he's at least more accepting of the idea of muns and headspaces and all that jazz.]

Hey, you've to charm 'em first before you can go for the major achievements.

[rune_warlock]

There's no need. I have spoken to my Mun while you were gone. This is such a dreadful place I am in...

[malebolge]

Guess they're not so much the 'legendary entities' you made them out to be then, huh?

[rune_warlock]

Indeed. They are quite the opposite of legendary.

[Bitch]