voice testing a brand new muse

[columbiafreshman]

You think you're pretty clever with the user name, don't you? Copying it from my video blog was a pretty good idea, even though I won't be a freshman much longer. Are you going to change it every year?

Like you'll even stick with me that long. No offense, but you are kind of flaky. I've been bouncing around in your head (which is a scary place, by the way) just waiting for you to do something with me. I'll give you credit for trying now, but excuse me if I don't get my hopes up.

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[writeswrongs]

[Grumbles quietly.]

That's not good. I mean, as wonderful as you are, I can understand why someone would want to portray you, but none of the so-called games here are safe.

... Shut up, mun.

[columbiafreshman]

Believe me, this mun's brain isn't a safe place. I'm sure I'll be fine anywhere else too.

[writeswrongs]

I don't like the idea of your mun's brain being an unsafe place, considering that you're living there right now.

If she tries to send you anywhere, you'll let me know, right?

[columbiafreshman]

It's not unsafe, Dad. There's just some really weird stuff in here.

The mun is looking at some places now.

[writeswrongs]

What kind of weird stuff? Like, Salvador Dali weird or Eli Roth weird?

Oh?

[columbiafreshman]

Probably more Eli Roth, I guess? Just all around weird.

[writeswrongs]

I'm sorry. The other person in my mun's head would have a field day with that.

You know, my mun usually listens to me, but she is not letting go of the idea of "enabling" yours. Apparently my misery is fun for her.

[columbiafreshman]

Enabling? What do you mean?

[writeswrongs]

Trying to talk your mun into sending you to the place where I am.

You know, enabling. Like when kids goad other kids into doing things that they shouldn't - not that you ever did any of that.

[columbiafreshman]

Oh, enabling. Got it. You know I've always tried to stay clear of peer pressure.

It looks like my mun is sending me to paradise, some kind of utopian village with a castle. It doesn't look too bad.

[writeswrongs]

Yeah? [Well that might be.. sort of safe.] That's the place where your mun makes you lose something. Hopefully not your memories of me, although that would be difficult considering that there's a version of me there.