best part of the movie.

[shaves]

The absolutely ultimate pinnacle of entertainment? Hands down — apart from all the scenes with me, I mean — when the entire row of kids behind wondered aloud who That Sleepy Guy was right at the end. Seriously, those were some serious Clark Kent vibes going on there, next time we all meet up Bruce'll have to sport a name-tag since he's been so obviously holding out on us; his real superpower is Stealth via Intense Personal Grooming. Caution! Do Not Feed The Doctor Hairbrushes. Thor should take him along on his next road-trip, am I right?

Suck it up about the Mark XLII, I'll build a better upgrade. Move on, crybaby.

Comments

[fearmymartini]

Anthony Stark. Did you just call your Mun a crybaby?

[shaves]

Yes. Why? It happens to be true, or would if whining checked out. Same difference.

[hulkbusted]

It was self-defense to keep from jumping out of the chair and smacking you over the head for some of that story.

[shaves]

I don't believe we've met.

[personalassistant]

Perhaps they didn't recognise Dr. Banner with his new haircut.

[shaves]

That legitimately never, uh. Never occurred to me. Thanks, honey.

[attheheart]

Intense personal grooming, perhaps you and Dr. Banner are less alike than we all speculated.

[shaves]

We still sport fantastic hair on all sides, I just blame India for eating his.

clearly this post needs at least one more pepper

[efficacy]

Well, I could always donate some locks to replace the ones Bruce has misplaced, seeing as how mine are apparently working their way towards Rapunzel-like lengths. A little trim might not go amiss.

who would ever argue otherwise

[shaves]

I do like the idea of more redheads to play with.

forgive my lack of icons...

[potatogun]

Wait. Who was he, then?

i will forgive you anything for playing him

[shaves]

That was Bruce, the Hulk. Cool, right? This is where you say I'm still cooler.

[cytologist]

That's an improvement over the last time I saw him.

[shaves]

Is it? What did he look like back then? Please say there are gratuitous pictures of center-parted bangs.

1/2

[quixotically]

[Sorry if you're going to get a puzzled stare for a moment. You are -- familiar, not familiar, she would remember if she's met you before, so why -- No, you know what, she's not going to think too hard about it. Besides, she's staring. That's rude, Elle. Um.]

2/2

[quixotically]

I think I know people like that. The kind that look different when they clean up, I mean.

[10_rings_to_rule]

So you are this "movie" version of Stark? ...You lack the presence of the original.

[shaves]

Y'know, it's funny. As stupid, selfish and overwhelmingly naive as Trevor was, I still prefer him and all his costume jewelry over you, so. I guess we're all just one big ball of disappointment today.

[ He was looking forward to it, man. To a Long-Serving Arch Nemesis, fighting the Big Cheese, all of it from a rich wealth of comic history. You broke his hea— oh wait, nope, that was an actual villain. :'( ]

And strangely enough, I don't think any version of me needs validation from a madman, go figure. Maybe attempt to get over yourself.

[lastincident]

I was jetlagged. Very jetlagged.

Can we move on now?

[shaves]

You're right, we should. I have so much I need to unload on you, you're the best listener I've ever met, and there's at least twenty years of groundwork to cover.

[olympic_lion]

I always did wonder how the Doctor maintained his anonymity. Are you sure he'd wish you to go tampering with whatever causes this effect? Banner does tend to prefer just being left alone, and that must help immensely.

[shaves]

I love you so much, for the record. Bruce? Is now Magical Hair Guy of the Avengers. Unless you can think of something snappier; how about it, Herc?

well, why not

[curbing]

Tony, honestly. Be nice to Bruce.

come into my arms

[shaves]

I'm always nice to Bruce, when am I ever not? [ Wait, have a blink or five. ] Have we met?

[subecho]

There are no porcelains where we mean to make travel - friend Banner may come.

[shaves]

Heard that, huh. You should watch out, he might take a pair of scissors to your mane, goldilocks. He's on a roll.