themainframe-bound

[hardworkingprince]

[ BGM: Disco Prince ]

H e l l o, mun,

It has been a long time, has it not?

Are we going to roll the katamari today?

No?|

I am going to go on a new adventure?|

Y ♥ A ♥ Y!

This is so exciting! It is about time!

I am sure that this "Digital World" really is full of things, just like Earth. I will not even complain about being turned into a human.

Let us go, mun! Let us go right now!

Comments

[eternalgreed]

Well, arent you a bubbly little...something. I can see why they are turning you into a hyoomahn.

[hardworkingprince]

[The Prince waves from his natural height of 5cm.]

Thank you!

I think.

[eternalgreed]

Tell me, what exactly ARE you. You sounded familiar with Earth but you aren't like any species I have ever seen.

[His lobes are tingling, new species usually means new opportunities for profit]

[hardworkingprince]

I am the Prince of All Cosmos.

[... yes that is his answer]

[eternalgreed]

I see! Well then... [Likes humans, clearly crazy...oh well, tahts most of his customers lately] Your Highness... What will you be doing on this... Digital.

[hardworkingprince]

I am not sure, if I am entirely honest. But I do know that I will be receiving a new friend instantly upon arrival!

[eternalgreed]

You know, I don't know if anyone told you. But it is hyoomahn custom to greet new friends with a gift! And if you don't happen to have one handy, I'm sure I could supply something for a...modest finders fee.

[hardworkingprince]

Is it? I did not know! Humans sure are interesting.

"Finder's fee"?

[eternalgreed]

Yes! A small gratuity for my trouble and I could set you up with a rare set of Lobi Crystals. They are beautiful, and shiny! There's not a better gift to give your new friends.

[hardworkingprince]

Oooh, shiny.

What would you want for them?

[eternalgreed]

Well that depends on what you have. I'd consider making a trade [Since for some reason strange new aliens don't usually carry gold pressed latinum like sensible people]

[hardworkingprince]

Have?

[The Prince looks around. There isn't anything.]

I do not have anything.

[eternalgreed]

Nonsense. Everyone has something. Maybe you just don't know what you have.

[hardworkingprince]

I am not sure that I understand.

[emergencymedic]

I think you'll find that being data can be far superior to organic existence, if you just give it a try.

[hardworkingprince]

Is it truly? I do not think I would be able to tell the difference. I have only been human once before and that was for a very brief time.