HOMELESS FOREVER OH GOD WHY

[spectra]

Really, I appreciate the effort and everything but you really couldn't come up with a more creative username than my name? As much as I like seeing it everywhere like it should be I was thinking of something more subtle. Maybe you could have gone for a pun or something, don't we just love puns around here? (Gag me.)

Anyway I don't actually want my name attached to everything I write because what if I need to do something anonymously, you know like release some vital information that I wouldn't necessarily want tracked back to me because some ghouls just can't handle freedom of speech? It's just responsible journalism to make sure everyone knows some necessary facts about their fellow student bodies but nobody here appreciates my sense of integrity. Maybe I should have two accounts, in fact I think you should get on that right away.

If you want I could write that application for you though, I mean I've only been here a few days and I already know everything there is to know about that ghoul. It was simple really, I mean if monsters don't want me to know about them they should really not leave their diaries in public places like underneath their mattresses.

Comments

[abbeybominable]

But how will they know when they do not have access to Ghostly Gossip? Is important for people to know such things, but probably mods know.

What normie?

[spectra]

Hm that's a good point, maybe I should sign them all up for my daily newsletter. They can get it straight in their inbox first thing in the mourning.

Some normie boy I'm sharing headspace with, you wouldn't know him. He's kind of cute actually but I have a reliable source that says he's batting for the other team... so sad.

[abbeybominable]

Just make sure you do not embellish truth. Is important to be honorable, even about gossip.

Even if he was like ghouls, he is murderer, Spectra. Is not sad.

[spectra]

It's not embellishing, it's just... filling in the gaps.

That's true. Maybe I should make that the headline to this article I clearly should write about it. "Rampant Killing Machine Tricks Ghouls With Pretty Face."

[abbeybominable]

Ghouls and guys. No one should date murderer.

[spectra]

"Homicidal Sex Fiend Stalks Monsters Of All Genders, You Could Be Next"

[abbeybominable]

Is good headline. But try not to be too sensational.