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[rescue_me]

Woah woah. I know you're excited but try to calm down. You've still got plenty of time left so you don't need to rush through. Okay yes I'm flattered at your excitement but just take it easy alright? I have enough high-energy stress causing people in my life (and by that I mean I have one).

But yes it does feel good to be back in action. Not that running resilent isn't thrilling [cough]

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[golden_avenger]

You know, it should be comforting to know that my mun didn't get riled up and managed to maintain a sense of control. But really it's not, and let's face it I think it was more a sense of laziness. But at least you have your latest suit. Which is pretty much your first suit. But still, it's there.

I'm not jealous or anything.

[rescue_me]

[And look there's that one person now!! :D] No no there was a Rescue Mark II. I remember you changed the helmet design so the chin wasn't as pointy. And gave my rt unit an upgrade. Which reminds me when are you going to do that again?

[golden_avenger]

I said it was "pretty much" your first suit. What is it with you and details?

I upgrade when I upgrade. Put a schedule on it and then it becomes never because I hate schedules. They make me take more vacations.

[rescue_me]

Oh please. Like you could stop building for that long. That practically is your vacation.

[golden_avenger]

It is until someone starts demanding upgrades. Yeah, I can play the ‘someone’ game too. There’s nothing wrong with the suit and it has my latest defensive tech.

[rescue_me]

Well the programming changes are working at least. So there shouldn't be another [cough] incident. Right?

[golden_avenger]

Hey, that’s not on me. Can I help it if you’re a heartbreaker? Green lights on all the tests and sims so if you mind not being irresistible to my software, everything should be just fine.

But if you get dirt on it, you get to clean it.

[rescue_me]

I can polish my own suit now? Wow that's like; a really big step. Like having a clothing drawer in your boyfriends apartment. [she is so so mean when she doesn't get her way xD]

[golden_avenger]

Boyfriend? Are we going steady? Oh can I put your name on my trapper keeper and chew your gum? Let’s switch lockers!

[rescue_me]

It was a metaphor and I know you know that. [she smacks him lightly on the shoulder with the back of her tablet] Really though. You're going to let me handle that? You're not going to like; go over it with a fine tooth comb afterwards to make sure I didn't get cleaning solution in the circuits or anything?

[golden_avenger]

I never met a phor I didn’t like.

Wow, that sounded a lot better in my head.

[Minimal abuse from Pepper is insubstantial as usual.] The suit can do instant self repairs from near critical conditions, I think you should focus a little less on some water with soap and a little more on not trying to arouse the A.I.

Again.

[rescue_me]

Well then I promise to be as dowdy as possible while scrubbing her down with soap. Maybe I'll wear a one-piece. And not let you watch.

[golden_avenger]

[Opens his mouth to ask if he could watch even before the mention of the swimsuit, but closes it again as soon as she finishes talking.] Just shoot down my hope of girl on girl armor action why don’t you.

Well you can’t draw mustaches and point out stupid things with me in the latest issue of Popular Mechanics.


And you're ugly.

[rescue_me]

You sure you want to keep that statement on the record? This is a pretty expansive dimensional nexus. I could go back to Happy if you don't think I'm attractive.

[golden_avenger]

I hate the supposition of alternate realities being able to inculcate to varying degrees.

[rescue_me]

I'll just take that as "I can't believe I attacked your appearance Pepper, whatever was I thinking?".

[golden_avenger]

That’s exactly what that translates to.

[rescue_me]

mm-hmm. So about my next upgrades--

[golden_avenger]

Sorry, that’s kind of in the future. If you’d like to go there and ask Tony 2099 “Hey, how’s tricks?” I could point you to Dr. Doom or Kang who just so happen to specialize in heedlessly time traveling.

Or you could just, you know, wait for there to be something to upgrade it with.

[rescue_me]

Oh but I thought you were "Mr. Future". [she's obviously just teasing now, as she holds up a badly titled magazine cover]

[golden_avenger]

I only did that because Popular Mechanics begged me to and because there’s no point in drawing a mustache on me, now is there? It’s not my fault that my present tech is their future which will be fumbled and cause some major disaster.

And that’s why no one gets to play with my toys unless I say so.

[rescue_me]

Not that they always ask your permission.

[golden_avenger]

Normally it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission, but I guess they think it’s better to not ask at all. So what brought this all up again?

[rescue_me]

Didn't even read the subject line did you. [surprising no one] I get to help you and SHIELD out in an online game. Suit and all.

[golden_avenger]

I don’t read subject and headlinings. They usually misguide people simply to lure them into reading. The content alone should dwarf the information given in its preamble. [Give it a rest Tony, just admit you missed it.]

Online game? Did I sign an endorsement?