going to dyspros

[tharja]

Why do you people keep thinking that 'working together' is a good idea? I work better alone unless they are involved. [ Ah, her precious Robin... ]

And by the looks of it, I don't see them. Consider me unimpressed already.

[ One track mind towards Robin. ]

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[caches]

Ouch. And here I was thinking we made a good team!

[tharja]

We don't make a good anything.

[caches]

Not true. We were mopping the floor up with those bandits. Remember the one that tried looking up your skirt? Yeahhh.

[tharja]

The one that was competing with you for the sight? Hrm, I remember...

[ Yeah, don't think she doesn't notice. ]

Did your mun bribe you with candy to get you to agree to this? I'm not as willing as you, it seems.

[caches]

Woah, woah, Sunshine. These accusations need some proof before you go off on a tangent and maybe hex the hell outta me.

[ no, stop it. ]

Agree to what? Being tossed into a pretty town with an extravagant castle and likely a lotta food? Sounds like a deal to me. Your inclusion is just a.. uh, bonus.

[tharja]

Right. I'll save the hexes for another day.

[ Or until he least expects it. ]

I don't do anything unless it benefits me. The only reason I joined the little goody-two shoes patrol was because I wanted to die on my terms, not because of a senile king.

This place will be just as disapproving of hexes. Why should I be thrilled? Yippee, another place to not care about.

[caches]

Disapproving? Read into the fine print, missy. You got a whole guild of masochists and sadists to bond with. Maybe you can trade hexes like they're trading cards...

[tharja]

I'm not too eager to spend time with anyone. Well, except for...

[ Ehehehehe. ]

Your sales pitch is falling flatter than a swamp slug.

[caches]

Oh? Last time the mun's looked, your favorite Tactician seems to be interested into an abduction as well.

[ ... ]

Try not to salivate too much.

[tharja]

.... My mun failed to mention that to me. It seems my griping is for nothing. Nothing's changed, then.

[ Why you do this. ]

But saliva is the perfect ingredient for a hex just right for this occasion.

[caches]

Ugh, stop. Keep that juju stuff to yourself unless you plan on using it for the powers of good. Like maybe crafting a sucker that never gets smaller over time. Mm.

[tharja]

Ugh. That's a waste of a good spell. How dare you even suggest that!

[caches]

You're so narrow-minded. Why not try to expand into other territories than weird tentacles and love brews for once? Helping a friend would do good in the long run!

[tharja]

I'd need a friend first to help.

You're not getting the whole gloomy thing I have going on, do you?

[caches]

I guess not.

[ smacks lips. ]

[tharja]

You have no idea how badly I want to hex you. Why do you insist on bothering me now? Is being forced into a 'game' with me not enough?

[ HE'S SO IRRITATING. ]

[caches]

It wouldn't be the first time...

[ don't think he forgot. he likes to chase skirts at his own volition, not because she decided to use him as a palette for reactions. ]

You should be happy you'll have a familiar face to look at. Most people aren't very accepting of being Ms. Broody McBrood.

[tharja]

I've done fine without approval thus far in my life, why should I care now?

Another person who says I'm weird to my face instead of behind my back. Joy.

[caches]

[ okay, he accepts her brooding, he does. he'll still feel bad when she says that kind of stuff though. ]

I think you're alright. Not that a thief's opinion matters much or anything. And if it means anything, I'll be kinda happy someone's around that I know. Even if it's you, Sunshine!

[tharja]

You say that now.

[ She was short with her responses. ]

Just because our muns think it will be oh-so-hilarious to see us in the same place doesn't mean I will.

I told you I'd rather be alone.

[caches]

Have to admit, it's going to be funny watching you deal with people as weird as yourself.

[ obviously teasing, but he should watch out since she's the type to take that kind of nonsense seriously. ]

I don't really have much say in it. The mun dictates where these hands go, and they look like they're going to Goldvale.

[advisable]

Come now, Tharja. You know as well as anyone that teamwork is imperative for coming out victorious. Being a little open-minded about the idea wouldn't hurt, would it?

[ bracing for impact in 3... 2... 1... ]

[tharja]

[... Robins. Mun warned Tharja about the abundance and variety of Robins. There's only a sly smirk. ]

If you'd like to be my partner, I won't object. Ehehehe, I strongly encourage it! But, the others aren't exactly... team-member material - not even under the best of hexes.

[advisable]

If... If it comes to that, of course I wouldn't mind. [ calm down, Robin. she's just a little eccentric. nothing to be concerned about. ]

Did something happen between you and another person that made you feel this way?

[tharja]

Oh? Will you be joining me there? I don't mind working in a team with you. We can be very close partners...

[ There's a snicker somewhere, but its more wicked than usual. ]

...No. I just have my priorities straight. I don't need anyone else.