mun is planning a fluffy log

[savethebullshit]

I really don't think you fully understand how fucking embarrassing you are.

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[chaoticshambles]

How embarrassing are they then?

Oh hey <3 it's Heather-mun from a_fac XD

[savethebullshit]

She squeals over my relationship like a thirteen-year-old over boy bands, for one.

O mai what a coincidence, I was reading some of our old threads just yesterday.

[chaoticshambles]

...does she do that excitable little clapping thing?

haha that IS a coincidence! Nice to get to thread with you again.

[savethebullshit]

... yes.

How did you...?

You said it.

[chaoticshambles]

Wow.

That really is thirteen year old girl style. She needs, like, medical help.

[savethebullshit]

I'm pretty sure. She acts like everything I do is some sort of spectacle to squeal over.

You can't even imagine the migraines I have on a constant basis.

[chaoticshambles]

...Hah-hah, you're wrong about the migraines, babe. [HIS HEAD LITERALLY EXPLODES.]

Anyway. Maybe it is? Like, maybe you're really entertaining?

[savethebullshit]

[Whoa. She can't even snap out a very businesslike "don't call me babe" because holy shit did his head really just explode? It takes a moment for her to recover]

Maybe. But I doubt it; I'd say I'm boring as hell. But that doesn't matter right now because...

What the fuck was that?

[goodcop]

Most muns are probably aware, they just choose to ignore it.

[savethebullshit]

Well, she's doing a pretty damn good job.

Are these people just completely unable to grasp how to act like normal human beings or are they doing it on purpose, is what I want to know.