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[malfunctionbot]

He touched the butt!

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[mybackstory]

That didn't need to be shared, Rabbit.

[malfunctionbot]

What? A big brother can't lovingly brag 'bout his l-l-little brother?

[mybackstory]

Not when it's private matters, no.

[malfunctionbot]

Oh r-r-r-right. [SHARP ELBOW TO THE SIDE, SPINE. NUDGE NUDGE. NUDGE NUDGE. WINK.] I b-bet it was a real private affair.

[mybackstory]

[Rabbit stop now. Stop.] Rabbit, drop it.

[awfulsentimetal]

[Just staring at you Rabbit. He doesn't want to know. Really. Does. Not. Want. To know.]

[malfunctionbot]

[YES YOU DO YES YOU DO YES YOU DO]

What? Somethin' on my face? [Cause running around saying HE TOUCHED THE BUTT is a normal thing. totally]

[awfulsentimetal]

[NO. NO HE DOES NOT. IF RABBIT IS THIS ENTHUSED HE MOST DEFINITELY DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW.]

There's always something on your face, Rabbit.

[Walking away now.]

[malfunctionbot]

[TOUCHING HIS FACE CAUSE OH GOD WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT

...


Realization in-....]

HEY, THAT'S R-RUDE!

[eyestothesky]

Not something that needed sharing.

[malfunctionbot]

What? Jealous? I m-m-mean, technically, I guess ya could take credit for it too since it's you...but it ain't...cause it's a different you...but-but-but it's still you......

....

[Quick, run while he is confused!]

[eyestothesky]

[Just going to... slowly back away here.]

[malfunctionbot]

[WHERE AM I WHAT'S GOING ON WHY DID THEY TRY TO SWITCH COMMUNITY TO A NEW NIGHT I DON'T UNDERSTAND]

[mischief_reborn]

NEMO NEEDS TO SWIM BACK BEFORE HE GETS CAUGHT BY P. SHERMAN AT 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY!

[malfunctionbot]

WRONG KINDA B-B-BUTT- [Oh wait, it's the baby Loki, okay better not corrupt his mind too much. Yet.] I m-mean, yeah, just keep s-swimmin' an' all that.

[mischief_reborn]

[Oh Rabbit... He's not a baby. You're a baby.] So... It was a lady butt? Was it Spine? I always thought he'd be a late bloomer...

[malfunctionbot]

Nice g-g-guess!

Yeah, t-t-took him a hundred an' seventeen years t' get a little fondle in, b-but he made it! Real proud. Maybe I s-s-should get him a shirt made or a bumper sticker for the family van....

[lovesbobbydarin]

[SOMEBODY IS VERY CONFUSED. MORESO THAN USUAL.]

He touched the...!

... Wait, what?

[malfunctionbot]

[WELL CRAP, MISSION ABORT, MISSION ABORT.]

Eeeeeeh, th' Tut. He t-touched th' King Tut, Th'Jon. [REALLY, CAUSE THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE.]

keywords strangely relevant

[lovesbobbydarin]

[YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'LL TAKE IT. YOU'RE LUCKY THE JON IS SO GULLIBLE.]

...

You guys went to the museum without me?!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[malfunctionbot]

W-w-whwh-what?! No! Nonono! Not without ya, J-Jonny, just, eh, we were there cause we were plannin' a real big surprise birthday party f-for ya there! Y'know! Gettin' things all ready to go.

....Seven months in advance.

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

He who?

[malfunctionbot]

He m-my brother. Th'S-Spine, that is. [And Rabbit actually looks proud at that proclamation, chest puffed out and everything.

It's a good day.]

[gather_ye_rosebuds]

[Her lips twitch. She should've guessed, really...]

So, which one? And he touched... whose...?

[malfunctionbot]

D-does it matter? [Ain't they all the same to everyone but him?] An' I ain't allowed t' tell. But she's a r-r-r-real girl o' th' Walters, if ya g-get my drift.