CONSIDERING....

[hollowman]

Aristotle spoke much on love and friendship, this is true, but he also spoke of dignity.

"Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them."

And of what worth is friendship without dignity? I hardly doubt the peons and dullards the inhabit this place either possess or deserve honors. Dignity is a concept far beyond them. Not to mention, certain undesirable nuisances from my past.

I'd rather avoid being in a permanent state of nausea and displeasure.

But please, I dare you to test the waters. See where it gets you. See where it gets them.

Comments

[hollowman]

Perhaps if the suggestion wasn't coming from a woman who lost her mind to a blathering lunatic, I would pay it some merit.

[pagliacci]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[You know, Harley, trying to emulate the Stooges probably won't help your argument any.]

Like you're one to talk, anyway! The only way you could get a date with me was by slappin' on some rich boy's face instead of yours!

[hollowman]

Implying that wasn't an agonizing experience for myself. Resisting my gag reflex throughout every waking moment of the event took effort.

[pagliacci]

[A scandalized gasp, followed by some aggravated sputtering.]

Oh, yeah?! Well... well, maybe next time you got yerself a hot date, you should just try wearin' a big paper bag over yer head instead! It'd be a helluva lot cheaper, ya know! Less of a mess. You could even poke little holes out for the eyes!

[You suck, Hush.]

[hollowman]

The difference here, my dear, is that you're clearly in denial of the one-sided enjoyment of your 'hot date.'

If I were any lesser of a man, I would find it hilarious. But I'm not. Unlike your pet clown. I'm a realist. I see you as you really are: pathetic.

I wouldn't take it personally. You can't help it.

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