Friends embarassing you on your birthday, part one.

[solinvictus]

Are you kidding me? Nobody wants to walk around with Dante looking something like this. Don't tell me that's payback for decorating him as a statue. That was Nero's idea, remember? Not mine.

I swear I'll shoot him if he tries.

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[stylish_hunter]

Nope, sorry Lady, guilty by association.

[solinvictus]

I don't care.

[stylish_hunter]

Funny, neither do I, and you're going out for ice cream.

[solinvictus]

I am not, especially when you look like that.

[stylish_hunter]

Then I guess I'm just taking your bike out to ice cream without you.

[solinvictus]

I'm working on it!

[stylish_hunter]

You were.

[solinvictus]

I am not going anywhere with you dressed like that.

[stylish_hunter]

Think of it this way, I'll be so distracting no one will remember the folks at the ice cream parlor all singing happy birthday to you.

[solinvictus]

Over my dead body.

[stylish_hunter]

You can't eat ice cream if you're dead, Lady.

[solinvictus]

Who said I wanted ice cream? That's your thing.

[stylish_hunter]

Everyone wants ice cream on their birthday, it's a rule.

[justguidelines]

Aye, there ye go, foisting the blame on others when ye had just as much of a hand as the lad did.

Me own mun thinks ye should have expected it to begin with, and from I've observed, aye. Ye should have.

[solinvictus]

Not asking for your commentary, old man.

[justguidelines]

And yet here I am, giving it to you anyway.

What a funny old world we do so live in.

[solinvictus]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[justguidelines]

Better than wishing me favorite entitled not-woman a good day of birth? Perish the thought.

[solinvictus]

I'll pass on that.

[justguidelines]

I believe it's a little late, regardless.

And as for the other, ye brought it on yourself. If he wants to go around dressed as a French whore, then by all means, suck it up and deal with it.