homeless, canon is mean girls

[kalteen]

Wow. You're really doing this, aren't you? You know, I'm glad you're not taking me to a game. They wouldn't be able to handle me. 

I'm totally sick of being stuck in this headspace, by the way. That is what you call it, right? There are some weird people in here. I don't even know any of them and I don't want to. Like, that guy? With that effing mask? I'm sorry, but I just don't need to deal with that right now. I kind of feel bad but... I just can't expose myself to things like that. 

[....]

Whatever. I'm hungry. Bye, byotch. 

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[kalteen]

[isn't everyone though]

Huh. What happened? With your boyfriend.

[not so much out of concern but out of curiosity and things she can tell her friends later..!!]

[justgotback]

[Hmmm where should she start...]

Ok so, my best friend Heather--well we were all Heathers. But I was just tired of my best friend Heather's shit. So [Laughs.] my boyfriend J.D. gets the idea to put Drano in her drink and she just drops dead. So he writes her suicide note and EVERYONE believed it.

And then we killed these two jocks in the woods and made it look like they were gay for each other. And everyone thought it was just a bunch of suicides. And then I realized that this was all bullshit and J.D. was a total nut. So I faked my own death and find out he and my other friend Heather were passing out a petition which J.D. was planning to use as a mass suicide note. See, he wanted to blow up the school.

I come to the basement, catch him, and for whatever reason he decides it's better he goes. So he goes on the school lawn and blows himself up.

Some story, huh?