homeless, canon is mean girls

[kalteen]

Wow. You're really doing this, aren't you? You know, I'm glad you're not taking me to a game. They wouldn't be able to handle me. 

I'm totally sick of being stuck in this headspace, by the way. That is what you call it, right? There are some weird people in here. I don't even know any of them and I don't want to. Like, that guy? With that effing mask? I'm sorry, but I just don't need to deal with that right now. I kind of feel bad but... I just can't expose myself to things like that. 

[....]

Whatever. I'm hungry. Bye, byotch. 

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[andthorn]

Oh dear God. Shut the hell up!

[ Thorn regrets coming out of the headspace today. ]

[kalteen]

Um, how about you go back to that hole you obviously crawled out of?

[andthorn]

[ See those pretty rose bushes to your left, Regina?

They're now elongating, their thorns growing larger. ]

Or I could kill you and no one would give a damn.

[weprevail]

That's where you're wrong. I care. All life is precious, and you cannot simply take it on a whim because you please.

[andthorn]

Aren't you that bitch who married that asshole who chopped off Medusa's head?

[ The thorns heighten and curl. ]

[weprevail]

[She lifts her brows, unphased; she's seen far more terrifying things and been called much worse.]

Try to intimidate and establish superiority all you like, but I'm afraid you're, how do they say it-- barking up the wrong tree.

[andthorn]

[ AND the tree to four left rips out its legs. ]

You mean that tree?