canon is raising hope

[privatehell]

This username kinda makes me sound like one of those cool, sad superhero types who have all that uh - that uh - depressing, broody attitude kind of stuff to 'em. Like Batman. Yeah, you make me sound like Batman.

I'm cool with that.

But I don't want you getting any outbrandish ideas here. We're not sending me to a game without Virginia. I don't do good without her. I forget to eat and I get all itchy and sweaty and there's this nervous twitch in my eye -- Look! Look it's starting already! I'm gonna look like the crazy guy if you send me to some place all twitchy. No one wants to make friends with the twitchy crazy guy.

I think I'll stay at home. Yeah - yeah that sounds like the best idea and I don't usually get a lot of smart ones. So lets go with that.

Comments

[snakeholes]

If he doesn't want to eat, he doesn't want to eat. Nobody tells him what to do. Duh. Everybody with like, half a brain knows that.

[privatehell]

That's not true! You don't know Batman personally, you can't say that! I bet he forgets to eat all the time but they just don't show that because who wants to watch Batman do normal, boring crap anyway? TV shows and movies never do well when they're about that stuff.

[snakeholes]

Wow, that's so great that you know my whole life like that. As a matter of fact, I know Batman pretty well. He's even fixed my Internet for me. Like twice.

[privatehell]

... Batman doesn't fix internet. [ Does he? D: Why hasn't he ever come to fix his internet? :( Not fair. ]

[snakeholes]

You're wrong and you should probably feel wrong.

[privatehell]

But - but - [ NOW HE JUST LOOKS PUT OUT. And he can't punch her to win the argument because he doesn't know her. Dammit. ]

That's not fair. I want Batman to take a break from crime fighting and come fix my internet. Does he do toilets? I could really use someone to fix my toilet.

[snakeholes]

[ That's April Ludgate. Here to ruin your day one punchless argument at a time. ]

Maybe. When he's not playing Dorks and Dragons or watching Game of Thrones or something.

[privatehell]

Game of Thrones...? Is that that show only fancy people get to watch on cable? The one about some guy's bastard and a lot of winter.