Canon is Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman.

[greyisgood]

Hey, this is great! Kind of like a vacation, huh? Though I guess it isn't much of a vacation without the others. I'd ask why you picked me, but I already know that~

[A wink and a laugh.]

I guess the question now is where we're going from here. Tell me what direction and I'll get us there. I get to drive my Montage, no need to write up an expense report for the company– I mean, I do get to bring my car, right? You can't expect me to just leave her sitting somewhere to gather dust until some bratty punk writes wash me on her windows. She needs me! SHE CAN'T SIT ALONE IN THE COMPANY GARAGE! WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE TRIES TO DRIVE HER?!

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[shiina]

Oh oh oh! Can I drive your car?!

I love driving! It's soooo easy and fun!

[greyisgood]

…You have got to be kidding.

[shiina]

Do I look like I'm kidding?!

[greyisgood]

There is no way I'm letting you near my precious Montage!

[shiina]

Why not?! I'm a safe driver!

The humans were all so helpful and waved and me and stuff.

[greyisgood]

THAT CAR IS MY BABY AND NO EVIL PRINCESS IS TAKING MY BABY AWAY.

[shiina]

WELL MAYBE YOUR CAR WILL JUST LEAVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE HEAD.

[greyisgood]

That – that would NEVER HAPPEN! I GIVE MY MONTAGE THE TLC OF A BLIND PUPPY!

[Other cars dream of having owners like Yamadera, clearly. Why would his Montage want anybody else?]