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[bigbadbasher]

Dunno how I feel about this, miss. I know you're sayin' Jim will be there and all, but it seems a little outta my comfort zone. Fuckin' pillows? Really?

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[sneakyshoes]

Not just pillows, Tiger. Pillows everywhere. Doesn't that sound like fun?

_{[plz to be ignoring the crazy in his eyes. he's not thrilled about pillows either.]}

[bigbadbasher]

Boss, what the fuck are we doin'?

_{[crazy eyes, meet profound need to smoke.]}

[sneakyshoes]

_{[no smoking. you know the rules.]}

Something new and exciting, Bash. Quit complaining and buckle up.

_{[keywords: I'm bored. I'm really, really fucking bored. We're doing something because I'm fucking bored. Don't complain unless you want me to set something on fire.]}

[bigbadbasher]

_{[oops, his hand slipped.]}

New an' exciting doesn't really cut it if we got fuck all to do.

[sneakyshoes]

_{[BASHER. he snatches the cigarette.]}

We'll have fuck-all to do when we get there. We just have to do that part first.

It's a job, Bash. Suck it up.

_{[definitely not sneaking a smoke rn. shame on you.]}

[bigbadbasher]

Ease up, she did it all already, just waitin' an' I got my doubts.

_{[eyeballs that cigarette. give it back damn you.]}

[sneakyshoes]

_{[fine. it's nasty, anyways. here. he's gotta check for texts.]}

Here's hoping she did it right. You know how I feel about failure.

[bigbadbasher]

_{[thank you very much, don't mind if he does.]}

Yeah, I know, Boss. The fuck are we gonna do with ourselves?

[sneakyshoes]

From what I hear, I won't be doing much of worth.

_{[it's a sore subject. he'd really rather not talk about it.]}

Sorr~rry.

[bigbadbasher]

_{[... ah, fuck.]}

Listen, I'm sure we'll find some mayhem, yeh? If not, we'll make some.

[sneakyshoes]

Too bad I didn't get the dream one. I asked for it, you know. Nothing more exciting than waves and waves of water.

_{[sigh. his life is hard.]}

[bigbadbasher]

Oh yeah, that'a been a fuckin' riot. I'm glad we got at least a halfway decent place to do business in, y'know?

[sneakyshoes]

Mmm.

_{[he looks down. he's actually really incredibly upset.]}

We'll have to hope there's something worth doing.

[bigbadbasher]

If not, we'll rip the place to shreds, yeh?

_{[christ, don't look that upset, makes griping about everything less fun.]}

Come to think of it, I'm not all that worried. We'll find plenty to do.

[sneakyshoes]

<sub>[WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE GRIPING ANYWAYS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT

he shrugs.]</sub>

Best to stick to fortes.