Applying at tushanshu

[alphatar]

I can't believe you made me sit still for that whole thing. It's late, I'm tired, you're tired I vote we crash. [She yawns loudly. Practically obscenely.]

Stop worrying about it, there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing gets done when we're dead tired like this. Just be happy you got it out of the way tonight. Or this morning. Or whatever time it is.

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[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh I'm a big eater myself. I love all kinds of food. I'm just wondering why you'd consider coffee a food...

[alphatar]

Oh, no I just call it that because most people who drink coffee don't have anything else. So I call it morning people food.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I usually have a pretty big breakfast. Eggs, bacon, toast and jam... And cereal! Then again, I don't usually drink coffee in the morning. I have a nice tall glass of ice cold moo juice.

[alphatar]

I just eat whatever's available. Moo juice? Like from a hippo cow?

[madangry_madcrazy]

No... Like from a cow cow.

[alphatar]

Can't say I've seen one of those yet...

[madangry_madcrazy]

How can you have not seen a cow?

[alphatar]

Uh, the same way no one's seen a bear since the Earth King's over 70 years ago.

I mean a hippo cow, sure. But just a cow? Come on.

[madangry_madcrazy]

... This is starting to sound way too much like it has something to do with DNAmy.

So you drink milk that's half hippo?

[alphatar]

Who?

No, milk from moo-sow is much better than hippo cow milk. There's this one type of tea that really became popular in Ba Sing Se and it uses moo-sow milk! Best thing to drink on a good day.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Just a colleague of mine...

So is that half cow and half pig then?

[alphatar]

You guessed it! They're kinda cute and short. And delicious.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Now you're making me hungry. So do you drink a lot of... moo-sow milk?

[alphatar]

I pretty much stick to water, moo-sow milk is good and all, but it's sweet so it's only good in moderation.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ah, I was wondering because we have a saying where I come from, and I wouldn't have been surprised if it applied to you.

[alphatar]

Oh? What saying is that?

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He can't hep but snicker a little as he says it.]

"Milk, it does a body good."

[alphatar]

I don't like you.

I don't like you one damn bit.

[alphatar]

Stay away from me from now on.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He blinks a couple of times, pouting at her with a confused expression. What did he say?]

Because I think you look like you're in shape?

[alphatar]

Uh, because it was creepy and now you're creepy. And the blue isn't helping that.

So keep your thoughts about me to yourself.


Creep.