homeless; voice test

[yandereroute]

Where is Kirino? Where is she? Are you trying to keep her best friend away from her?! I'm not going to stand for this.

You'll regret trying to do this.

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[callmeimouto]

A...Ayase?!

[whoa whoa why freak out?!]

[yandereroute]

Kirino!

[Okay, she probably should take a few deep breaths. She can't let Kirino know the depths of her obsession. But Kirino gets a hug, anyway.]

I was so worried that these perverts were doing something horrible to you.

[callmeimouto]

[....a.... hug even?! Kirino blinks, and just tries to... asses the situation. Not like she doesn't like hugs from her friend, but she's acting so strange.]

Wait... wha? Perverts? Sorry, Ayase, what are you talking about?

[yandereroute]

[Ahem. She backs off a little but she still looks fairly worried.]

The mundanes.. They do such strange things.

[callmeimouto]

[at least she's backing off but...]

...Is that so? I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to but... I'm fine Ayase, really.

[yandereroute]

I'm sorry, I was just so worried that you might have gotten hurt or something.

[you're not fine, Kirino! you should become a shut in and rely on me for everything! ...I mean. You're probably right.]

[callmeimouto]

I'm not hurt! I'm fine.

I mean, my gross mun sent me somewhere weird but- other than that I'm okay.

[she's chilling out at asgard of course.]

[yandereroute]

Are you alright there without anyone?

[squiggling]

If I'm not mistaken, Kiririnshi is engaged with a new release today!

[ At least that's what her Kyousuke spy network (read: texting) said. ]

[yandereroute]

She s-stood me up for one of those?

here, let bad advice sempai comfort you

[axeforasong]

Ah, kidnapping situation, yes? You'll want an axe.

bad advice sempai!! help me fix my life!

[yandereroute]

An axe...? Would that work?

SURE THING start with this loan shark...

[axeforasong]

Well, you'll need to break in and get her out, yes? Then survive on your own, yes?

[Mayu ticks off her fingers]

Breaking down doors, cutting ropes and chains, scaling walls, threatening kidnappers, torturing for information, self defence and wilderness survival.

Is nothing better for it, yes?

if it's for Kirino...!

[yandereroute]

...! If I have an axe then...

[This makes perfect sense. If she can take Kirino away from the mundanes, she can live on her own with Kirino.]

I need an axe.

[axeforasong]

Is useful, yes? Buildings keep emergency ones on walls all the time! It's great!

[yandereroute]

It's really useful... It's decided. I'll get one.

[axeforasong]

Get two. Your friend might need one as well!

[yandereroute]

I'll be able to protect Kirino, I don't think she'll need one.

[mapsmikanmoney]

Eh, you sound really worried.

[yandereroute]

I can't help it.

[mapsmikanmoney]

Does she end up in trouble a lot?

[yandereroute]

Not really...that's why I'm worried.

[mapsmikanmoney]

You're worried because she doesn't get in much trouble? That doesn't make any sense.

If she doesn't get into trouble much, she's probably fine, even if you're not there.

[yandereroute]

It's that, if she weren't in trouble then she would have contacted me already.

[mapsmikanmoney]

Well, can she? Muns can definitely get in the way of normal communication.