/dusts off an old genderbent from the Trek reboot

[punchingit]

I would say 'long time, no see', but I don't think it strictly counts if I've just been hanging around your headspace collecting dust and debris. Why didn't you wait another few months? I would have started to fossilize by then, I'm sure.

In all fairness, though, don't you think it might be beneficial to at least take a glance at my canon source before trying to play me again? Alternate Universe or not, some similarities are expected.

Good luck,

Lt. Hikari Sulu
USS Enterprise

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[emboldened]

Hey now, headspace isn't all bad. Boring, maybe, but it could be worse, right?

[ Wait. USS what? ]

...Do I know you?

[se19754t]

Looks like both of our muns had roughly th'same idea, disn't it? ::Oh hello, female Sulu. Does he have any idea how to interact with you? Nope. Does his mundane care? Nope.::

[punchingit]

It could also be better if I got to see light -- artificial, even -- every once in a while.

Also, uh... Yes and no?

[punchingit]

Hivemind, I suppose. Or one bad idea feeding others.

[Hello, female Scott. Nothing ever has to make sense, don't worry. This is space.]

[emboldened]

I've been up here for - damn, more than a year... Trust me, I can understand wanting to see the so-called light of day in a sense.

... Are you uh. Related to Sulu? Somehow? [ Guess who hasn't put two and two together yet. Come on, Jim. You've met genderbents before. ]

[se19754t]

Probably a little a both, considerin' the muns in question. Though mine is goin' on about hae sometimes th'world jus' gets pregnant with an idea, but tha' sounds a bit messy an' inaccurate, really.

::Surely you mean not!female Scott. Last he checked, at any rate, though who knows what his mun might inflict on him next.::

[punchingit]

I think I'm coming up on two years, personally.

[Excellent job being smart there, Kirk. Sulu is now clearing her throat awkwardly.] I am Sulu, Captain.

[punchingit]

[Ignore the fact that someone's mun should have been in bed hours ago and go distracted with these darn space-crazy kids instead.]

It does. But then, what's the point of a metaphor if it's clean and perfectly suited to the situation in question? The more awkward-fitting biology comparisons, the better, really.

[emboldened]

Two years. Huh. Maybe it's been longer than I thought, after all.

[ He's stopping. And staring. ]

...

[ Tilting his head to the side a little. ]

...You look ...different.

[se19754t]

::Consider it ignored, since someone else's mun also should be sleeping what do you mean the mun being mentioned here needs to be awake in five hours surely you jest.::

I'll take yer word fer it, but I'm jus' goin' to point out there's a reason I went into engineerin' an' nae one a th'natural sciences. Like biology. Namely I'd like t'avoid awkward comparisons t'biological functions, if at all possible. Especially if there's a far more likely explanation than tha'.

[punchingit]

... Alternate universe.

[It's said with a distinct tone of "you are a dumbass, sir."]

[punchingit]

And do you have one of those explanations on hand? Or was that just an example?