[General freelancing muse, very VERY new to this...]

[gibken]

Dear You:

How much me is too much? Why can't you ever torture someone else for a change? I'm tired of being your...

Your butt monkey.

And I know this is how you show love, or so you claim, but enough is enough.

-Joe Gibken, Gokai Blue

Comments

[yellows]

Why not? You look like one.

[cookscleanskicksass]

[aggrieved whimper]

What? Do you want me to do my hair all fancy again like you had it?!

[yellows]

I'd be surprised if you can do half as good a job as I did.

[cookscleanskicksass]

Hairdressing isn't one of my skills!

But at least I separate my darks from my whites, Luuuuka!

[yellows]

What are you trying to say, Hakase?

[cookscleanskicksass]

[aware I'm treading on suddenly shaky ground]

Um...

[yellows]

[ I might be cracking my knuckles now ]

[cookscleanskicksass]

[hocrap]

[backing towards the door]

I will turn this space boat around I swear.

[gibken]

...Stop it, you two.

[yellows]

Hmph. Tell him to watch what he's saying, then.

[gibken]

I am not his keeper.

[yellows]

Then you just have to bear it.