voice test; homeless

[goscrewyourself]

You are so weak. I'm almost impressed by how easy it was to get you here. So what, a few of your friends "play" from my world and they want you to do it too, so you do? You're ridiculous.

And let's get this straight right now: you don't play me. Remember that.

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[goscrewyourself]

Puppy dogs like Sam Winchester puppy dogs or actual puppies?

[She doesn't want either of them, but maybe the Winchester brothers would be easier to deal with.]

[runningfromhell]

A little of both. There's some of the Sam flavor and a few of the fluffy cute variety.

[ Small, fuzzy and cute are not relevant to anyone's interests according to Meg. Screw that noise. ]

Maybe you'll luck out. Nine times out of ten, these idiots have the attention span of a gnat and move on to something shinier.

[ It's what she hopes for one day. So far, no luck. ]

[goscrewyourself]

Yeah, I can see that attention span worked out well for you.

[She doesn't have much hope for herself, but Ruby's always been a little negative.]

[runningfromhell]

[ Such a glare on Meg's face right now. Yeah, she knows, shut up. ]

Then maybe you'll get lucky like me, and she'll enjoy being your puppeteer so much she'll drag you somewhere ridiculous. [ Glare turns into a smirk. ] Like Wonderland.

[goscrewyourself]

Wonderland? As in Alice? And white rabbits?

[runningfromhell]

In a way. More of an Tim Burton way than a Disney one.

[ It gets twisted sometimes, man. ]

[goscrewyourself]

Sounds awful.

That's where you are?

[runningfromhell]

Awful is a little tame. Let's go with excruciating. Being trapped in some magic land with a Winchester, some angels and Crowley is not my idea of a good time.

[goscrewyourself]

....

Which Winchester? [Knowing her luck, it's the annoying one.]

[runningfromhell]

[ Ruby's luck must be the same as Meg's, then. She rolls her eyes. ]

The bitchy one. Between him and Crowley I can't get a moment's peace.

[ Not to mention all the angels, good God. ]

It's been a real gas.

[goscrewyourself]

[Gross.]

He always call you 'bitch' too? [Even after you've saved his life....]

Some people.

[runningfromhell]

Usually tacks an 'evil' before it, but yeah. He's not the creative Winchester, that's for damn sure.

[ Though he is the slightly more worrisome one. ]

[goscrewyourself]

Ugh. I didn't escape Hell to be treated like this.

[Is it a joke? no one will ever know.]

[runningfromhell]

It only goes downhill from here, trust me.

[ She's seen what happens to people around this place. It's ten kinds of hell, okay. ]

[goscrewyourself]

Sounds like a blast.

Knowing my luck, I'll end up there with you.

[runningfromhell]

If your luck is anything like mine.

[ It's been a downhill spiral and it just keeps going down, down, down. ]

It beats Hell.

[ That's about the only positive thing about it. ]

[goscrewyourself]

What doesn't beat the pit?