voice test; homeless

[goscrewyourself]

You are so weak. I'm almost impressed by how easy it was to get you here. So what, a few of your friends "play" from my world and they want you to do it too, so you do? You're ridiculous.

And let's get this straight right now: you don't play me. Remember that.

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[watchthesuit]

Neither am I. I'm almost nine.

[goscrewyourself]

That still makes you eight.

[She's never wrong.]

[watchthesuit]

Eight and three-quarters isn't eight.

[goscrewyourself]

You're still in your eighth year of living, little boy, and when you turn nine, you'll be in your ninth year.

[watchthesuit]

Obviously. What about you? Are you in your fiftieth yet?

[goscrewyourself]

Close. Six-hundred and sixtieth.

[watchthesuit]

[That was certainly unexpected.] Really?

[goscrewyourself]

You bet, kid.

[watchthesuit]

[He's going to take a step back here. The only person he knows that's old and looks young sucks the life of out people to do it.]

That's amazing. And a little creepy.

[goscrewyourself]

[Smart kid. She's gonna take a step toward him. Showed your weakness. Big mistake.]

You really think so? I can show you something better.

[watchthesuit]

I've probably seen that trick. And I'd rather it wasn't the last thing I do see.

But thanks.

[He's brave and smart but already stated, only eight.]

[goscrewyourself]

Oh, it's cute that you think I'd waste the energy killing you in this place.

And it's your loss.

[watchthesuit]

Well, if you weren't going to kill me, I suppose it might be worth seeing.

[goscrewyourself]

Nope, that's not how it works. You missed your chance, now we'd have to make a deal.

[watchthesuit]

A deal with you? Somehow I don't think that's wise. [Or worth it.]

[goscrewyourself]

[She shrugs.]

All right, then. It's your last chance.

[watchthesuit]

Why don't you tell me exactly what I'm getting and what you want? Can't make a proper decision without all the facts, can I?

[goscrewyourself]

It depends on what you can give me. I'll show you my trick, what do I get?

[watchthesuit]

Yes but what exactly does your trick do?

[goscrewyourself]

Can't know that til I show it. Sorry.

[But she's also starting to get bored.]

You know, we should just forget it. I'll find someone else to entertain me.

[watchthesuit]

Fine by me. You're boring anyway. I bet you don't even have a trick.

[goscrewyourself]

[Not gonna work, kiddo.]

Be safe, kid. Maybe stop talking to strangers.

[watchthesuit]

[Yup. Boring!] Bye then.