Mun's reaction to the Season 2 Premiere

[deceptiveplane]

 Really, mundane? Does everything you type have to be either in all caps or slamming your hand on the keyboard? Honestly, you should have expected such a reaction when I made my presence.

It is me you're talking about, after all.

I can only imagine what's going to happen next week; at least I'll have some kind of idea of what you'll be like.

Comments

[totalhammertime]

Yep, it was every bit as obnoxious as I thought it'd be Commander.

My mun went crazy, and I only appeared for a few seconds.

[His mun has issues.]

Congrats on not gettin' blown to pieces.

[deceptiveplane]

I turned the tables on the entire episode in three minutes...~ Only the best coming from me.

[About time he got back onscreen.]

You speak as if the Vehicons are threats.

[totalhammertime]

Nah, they're not.

There's always next episode though.

[deceptiveplane]

Oh, and congratulations on letting Arcee infiltrate. The look on your faces were priceless.

[totalhammertime]

[Oh fuck you, how were they supposed to know that she'd be crazy enough to try something like that?]

...

[deceptiveplane]

It's Arcee.

You know how she is.

[robocreep]

[At least your mun can make words. The only thing he's getting out of his is 'I can't'. It's getting obnoxious. He can't even stand to be here, she keeps shrieking 'baby' every time he comes up.

He was only there for a minute, seriously.]

[deceptiveplane]

Oh please, Soundwave. You revealed a technique none of the little humans had ever seen before. And you expected anything less?

They love the strong, silent type.

[robocreep]

[He expected his twenty two year old mun to act like a twenty two year old woman, not a thirteen year old nerd.

This is what he gets for having such high hopes. He just shakes his head slowly. Nooooo he should have seen this coming.

It doesn't stop him from looking utterly annoyed by it.]

[deceptiveplane]

Yes, yes, you wouldn't BELIEVE how much mine screamed when I sliced those two Vehicons in half. Something about 'taking a course in badassery'.

Is she new here? I've always been that way.

[robocreep]

[Slicing Steve's is not that hard anyway. Look at all the ones Arcee took down. And she's a whole head smaller than you, Starscream. If not more.

He's not impressed. He's more impressed that you haven't been caught by the eighty billion other Vehicon's around the ship. These guys are useless.

Still, Soundwave seems fairly amused enough, head cocked slightly and frame relaxed.]

[deceptiveplane]

Of course you wouldn't be impressed. The one area that's under constant surveillance and only two guards.

Not Megatron's best plan, was it.

[He so went there.]

[blewuptheship]

It certainly was something, I'll agree to that.

I only want to applaud your uncanny ability to undermine Megatron without effort. Truly an act worthy of our name.

[deceptiveplane]

It is only natural coming from us, isn't it?

I can only hope Lord Megatron realizes what he's dealing with, now.

[blewuptheship]

One would imagine.

Judging by the silhouette that caused your tactful retreat, he may come to realize it sooner than you think.

[deceptiveplane]

Perhaps, either way my mundane has been bouncing off the walls in anticipation.

Goes to show you that I do not need even five minutes of screentime to make an impact.

[blewuptheship]

Agh. There it goes screeching again. At the very least she knows which side to favor.

As if there was any doubt.

[deceptiveplane]

Ah yes, mine has been rewatching the same parts over and over again, one of them being min-...our revival.

I could watch it all day.

[blewuptheship]

Revival? I think you mean glorious Return. Death is something you've yet to conquer, I'm afraid.

[Careful, he is already envious annoyed that his mundane always pokes fun at him, but squeals at you.]

Indeed. Though I do wonder how stable your energon cubes remain after your eagerness to toss them about. Do try and avoid setting them off while in proximity, would you?

[sweet_riiiiims]

...it appears my mundane has rammed his head into the wall.

Standard skinjob behavior.

[SHRUG.]

[deceptiveplane]

Typical for yours or for everyone's? I must say mine merely gargled for a good half hour.

...that is not much better, is it.

[A slump.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

But what do you expect of the humans?

[deceptiveplane]

Some dignity would be nice.

[You're one to talk.]

[totalhammertime]

Yeah, but that's pretty normal for yours isn't it?

....mine wouldn't stop giggling....

[sweet_riiiiims]

Yes, he's...well, special would be a nice way to put it~

[beeboxer]

FRRRRWT? HssssssEEEoop

[It's not just mine? THANK PRIMUS.]

[deceptiveplane]

Your mundane has been getting worked up as well? Which parts specifically?

[beeboxer]

FZZZZZT.

[ALL of it.

He's slightly miffed he didn't get any badass moments, but has been ASSURED he will get his own two-parter episodes.

So shut up, mun, save the excitement for later.]

[deceptiveplane]

Oh, my mundane is quite excited for that as well. Although she's far more excited on hearing a certain OTHER mute talking.

No offense, Autobot.

She still loves you.

[cantbuildengines]

Well, I suppose statistically at least one being would be happy to see you come back.

Well. Two.

I still owe you.

[deceptiveplane]

Oh, I'm sure there's more than just one. You don't give me nearly enough credit, do you.

And what do I owe the pleasure to?

[cantbuildengines]

You're lucky to get that much credit.

You don't recall that we got interrupted when I was paying you back for Cliffjumper? Maybe I hit you harder than I thought.

[deceptiveplane]

[He's still got the scar to prove it! Kudos to those animators for keepin' that.]

I seem to recall you becoming momentarily distracted. Horrible move on your part, to be sure.

[cantbuildengines]

Well, unlike some bots, I learn from my mistakes.

[Whether it's the right or wrong lesson, however...]

[deceptiveplane]

Who are you talking about?

I've been quite busy since my absence, and the mistake known as Lord Megatron has not been apart of it.

[cantbuildengines]

Oh, someone. [Dismissive wave and a sly smile goes here.]

Busy licking your wounds and tending to your bruised pride and ego?

[deceptiveplane]

At least I can successfully infiltrate the Nemesis~

[Oh yeah, he so went there.]

Nice try, though.

[cantbuildengines]

[Twiiiitch twitch. ...wait a tic.]

There's still next week to see just how successful you are.

I get a feeling we'll be thanking you for tipping over the first domino that gets Optimus back to us, though.

[deceptiveplane]

Whether it's success or not, it will always be farther than you've ever gotten.

...

Do not assume I did it for your sake.