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[maraich]

Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[its_patalliro]

Nyaaa~!

[Hisses at the redhead.]

[maraich]

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

[its_patalliro]

[Leaps back, glaring at Maraich.]

Hmph! I don't know what Bancoran sees in a radish-head like you!

[maraich]

[Throws the nearest chair at him.]

Hmph, he might thank me if I deliver your head on a plate.

[its_patalliro]

Then I'd haunt you from the grave and make you regret ever beheading me!

[maraich]

I already regret seeing you every second of the day!

[its_patalliro]

Really?

[Patalliro begins to clap his hands and sing.]

Who killed Cock Robin? Who killed Cock Robin?

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[maraich]

[Claps his hands]

♪ Who killed Cock Robin ♫♬?

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[maraich]

[Bludgeons him with an an axe.]

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[its_patalliro]

ACK!

[Falls over face first on the ground.]

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[its_patalliro]

[Aaaand gets right back up, clearly pissed.]

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!

[maraich]

Don't worry.

No one would have minded.

[its_patalliro]

See if I ever invite YOU to my funeral.

[maraich]

You can't exclude me from that! I was going to bake a cake for it!

[its_patalliro]

Cake? You were going to bake me a cake? Will it have candles on it?

[maraich]

No, but it was going to say, "Congratulations". I thought it would be a nice thing for the Tamanegi.

[its_patalliro]

Fufufufu~ Looks like we have a comedian in the house~

[maraich]

Where?

[its_patalliro]

Well, he has long, red hair, a girly face, beautiful eyes. But he throws temper tantrums like a spoiled brat every time things don't go his way~

[Chuckles.]

[maraich]

Axel?

[its_patalliro]

You~ Fufufufu~

[maraich]

[Hammer. to. the. face.]

[its_patalliro]

[Falls down to the ground again.]