muse doesn't understand why his username makes the mun giggle

[kilimanjaro]

I don't get it.

...What's a 'manjaro'?

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[kilimanjaro]

...But you're talking!

[Patronize all you want, Bunny. Kili's kind of in shock.

Maybe if he cooks it, it'll stop talking.]

[easter_bunny]

[Best not to even go into the whole Pooka thing, really. Don't want to break the dwarf's mind anymore than he has... and you even approach this pooka with intent to capture and cook, and you will regret it Kili.]

Of course I can talk. How else do you expect me to communicate with you?

[kilimanjaro]

[Oh please don't break poor Kili. He's having difficulty enough as it is.]

Rabbits are for eating, not for talking to.

[Duh. Don't you know anything?]

[easter_bunny]

I'm not just any rabbit, mate. I'm the Easter Bunny, but I'm going to wager you've never heard of that either eh?

[kilimanjaro]

Easter Bunny? Is that a breed of rabbit or something?

[Kili still can't get over the fact he's talking to a rabbit and it's talking back.]

[easter_bunny]

[Just going to sigh now. All animals can talk, Kili, it's just a matter of understanding the language they speak. Ask Gandalf if you don't believe the pooka.]

No, it's my identity. My name even after a fashion, E. Aster Bunnymund.

I take it your name is Kili?

[Why else would his mun have dubbed him what she did if it wasn't? Especially given the dwarf's first question.]

[kilimanjaro]

[Kili doesn't exactly have the most open mind. Dwarves do not talk to bunnies. Period.]

Yes, but how did you know? [Not a lot of people actually know who Kili is. His mother and Thorin have done their best to ensure that Fili and Kili stayed relatively unknown at least until Erebor is retaken.]

[easter_bunny]

I know a lot of things.

As for you name though, it was just a bit of logical deduction, given your username and your question.

[kilimanjaro]

[Okay whatever. Kili's finally going to settle down on the ground to be more at the same level as Bunny.]

So...Easter Bunny? What does that mean?