Does not approve of mun's headspace

[theresevilinit]

[ Heavy Brooklyn accent]

By Giovanni Verrazzano, Mun , this headspace of yours is cursed! Not only did you walk under a ladder, but it fell on you! Even if you're better now, that's still bad luck!

Don't think I don't know about that lad you used to have in here, the one that was born on a day where Friday the 13th and Butsumetsu converge. Just 'cause you stopped playin' him don't mean the taint is gone.

Or all them so-called conventions where you're parading around indoors with an open umbrella for a costume.

Are you tryin' to attract evil spirits? Like that demon you got me sharing with? I don't care if you call it a skrull, there's evil in it!

I ain't goin' to any of them games, and I ain't letting you put my shipmate in one neither! The last game he was in corrupted him. You had the lad bein' all friendly with demons, witches, fairies and law enforcement!

[ all terrible things to a pirate]

I can't believe you're a fellow Brooklynite.