marvel wat.

[liugan]

At this point, writer, I am no longer certain that they know what they're doing anymore.

You can stop laughing. And the comparisons to lesser quality cinema.

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you are tearing me APART, thor!

[punchingplz]

Mate, you're making me glad that I only was in one movie.

[even IF that movie is the movie that Marvel desperately tries to forget.]

and i no longer take anything in this movie seriously

[liugan]

Count your blessings. Only the one, at this rate, is far better than the proposed six.

I shudder to think how long it'll be in another two years. Likely reaching the ground.

who looked at that hair and thought 'oh, that's a great idea!'

[punchingplz]

Hey who knows, maybe Asgard will have invented scissors by then.

tommy wiseau and his biggest fan, loki's stylist

[liugan]

It feels more likely that I will sooner take a knife to my throat instead of my hair.

a+ job, marvel.

[punchingplz]

What, tired of all the girly hair jokes already?

[liugan]

That isn't girly, that is a catastrophe.

[punchingplz]

Potayto, potahto.

[liugan]

Perhaps we should fashion you a wig and see how well you wear it.

[punchingplz]

Bloody awful, I know that much already.

[liugan]

Not even going to give it a try?

[punchingplz]

Hell no. Besides, I already know the writer's trying to find ridiculous pictures just to prove my point.

[you bet yo ass I am, I know Tim Roth's been in period films, just need to find the worst pic...]

[liugan]

[ perk ]

Is that so?

Should I be holding my breath in anticipation?

[punchingplz]

[wham bam thank you imdb..]

Probably not, since yours look worse.

[liugan]

[ /snort ]

I don't think I could pull such a look off myself. Very well done, sir.

[punchingplz]

Coming from the guy who doesn't know what conditioner is, I think I'll ignore that compliment.

[liugan]

A nice attempt, but you could do better. I am fully aware of products for hair treatment, I am merely imprisoned and therefore kept from them for a significant period of time.

[lunging]

[This doesn't look like fun for anyone. Not Fandral having a new face, not Thor turned into a hair band as one person, not Loki looking...]

Pandering, perhaps?

[liugan]

[ ngl he's going to miss your face, dude. a wee bit. tiny bit. iiiiiiiiiiiitty bitty little bit. ]

Pandering to whom? The indie cinema abomination cult crowd?

[lunging]

[Fandral already misses his face. It just looks so different on a tiny screen as opposed to big and right in your face and bearded and and and...]

Ah, no. Another crowd. I believe the term is fangirls?

[liugan]

[ it is a very pretty face and he will be sorely missed. /mourns ]

Hardly a crowd I am all too eager to be pleasing. Though I do question their tastes, even more so now.

[lunging]

[It's okay. After Thor 2 comes out, it's pretty much a given that everyone will be longing for yesterday.]

Suffering seems to be a key ingredient to their enjoyment of things. Who does the suffering is up for debate, and how much suffering is too much is also debatable.

I still don't see how either you or Thor are precious babies.

[Look, he's a bro, he's not Frigga.]

[liugan]

[ a very likely situation. ]

...

Precious babies. [ rubbing his temples ] Whatever I have done to be reduced to that, surely it was not at all worth it.

[lunging]

I would wager it has something to do with your lack of facial hair.

[Because facial hair is amazing and why don't you have any, Loki?]

I can't tell what they want from you anymore.

[we just want a good episode of maury, nothing more]

[liugan]

[ because facial hair is scratchy and itchy and filthy after feasts. That's why. ]

I suppose we will see, in due time. Lower your expectations, and when it turns out to be awful, no one will be surprised.

[odinsons]

[ at least now the flower crown will be more fitting... ]

Everything eventually has a reason.

[ don't ask what it is this time because he DOES NOT KNOW ]

[liugan]

[ shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuuup ]

Eventually. What a long, toiling seven months it will be.

[odinsons]

[ come on. the offer for braiding flowers into that messy mop is still good... ]

Time passes far too quickly.

[ seriously. way to damn quickly. ]

[liugan]

[ oh pbbt, it looks awful. it would be an insult to the flowers. ]

Mm. [ huh, he might actually be laughing at that. ] Only a year ago, indeed. Who would've thought?

[odinsons]

[ nah. it doesn't look so bad. could be worse! it's just a little fuzzy. ]

Certainly not I. Who would have a thought like this—let alone what happened a year previous?

[ there is just a slight pause and it's out before he can stop it. ]

I do not understand you, Loki.

[liugan]

[ frizz, Thor. frizz.

and goodness, two years already. The story will go further on. But who knows for how long, before it's all utterly destroyed? ]

Have you ever?

[oceanmaiden]

It's just hair. It doesn't effect the quality of this movie, does it?

[liugan]

It can negate the experience when it resembles something notoriously unpleasant.

[oceanmaiden]

Oh. Well I wouldn't know...'cause haven't seen it. The hair, I mean...

[liugan]

I'm sure you'll find out in due time.

[oceanmaiden]

You don't want to show it to me?

[liugan]

Oh, I'm sure you will come across it on your own soon enough. Speculation and images are everywhere.

[oceanmaiden]

Mun just showed it to me. It's not the wildest hair I've ever seen. So what's the big deal?

[liugan]

Implications and similarities. Little more than that.

And an overall sensation of being underwhelmed, but that's hardly to be blamed on stylists.

[oceanmaiden]

Implications and similarities of what?

[liugan]

Implications that my hair is naturally curly. Similarities to those with similar styles. And an endless tirade of mocking laughter as a result.

[oceanmaiden]

Your hair in the picture doesn't look too curly, though. It looks long and shaggy.

Like Tommy Wiseau's, or so my mundane says.

[liugan]

[ the only possible response to that is just a very weary rubbing of the temples, do excuse him. ]

[whatastory]

O hai Loki!

I love de new 'do ha ha ha