On the Thor 2 Teaser

[poisoned_dreams]

Well... That was fun. Did you enjoy that as much as I think you did dear? I think you might have had a bit of a stroke from the way you seem incapable of pulling your thoughts and feelings together. Now, go have a nice cup of tea and a break before you hurt yourself, hm?

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[poisoned_dreams]

The Lady Sif... Goddess of War, bravest shield maiden in all of Asgard, if not all the realms. She and Thor... That has been a very long and sordid little love affair over the centuries.

[Right? Add to that real daddy dearest was a monster, warmonger king? Just makes it harder to stay sane when stressed.]

[baddriver]

[Oh that's just great. Lady Sif with all her titles and what did Jane have? A doctorate in astrophysics.... Way to make her feel inferior. Would Odin even approve of her?]

I thought she was just a friend of his.

[poisoned_dreams]

[Oh... Did he do that? Whoopsies?]

Ah no. That has been a long little history. They go back and forth between friends and lovers.

[baddriver]

[You're an ass, Loki. A great big poofy haired douchebag]

But they're not together right now.

[poisoned_dreams]

[Yes well, such is his way.]

No, they are not. Things change, remember?

[baddriver]

I don't know how things are done on Asgard, but taking your girlfriend home to meet your parents is generally seen as a sign of commitment.

[There, she's gained a bit of confidence back]

[poisoned_dreams]

[Oh Jane. You silly girl you.]

Would you like me to introduce you to the many wenches that have gotten to know his rooms so very well? They all live with, and see the King and Queen daily. Meeting Odin and Frigga is not all that major of a thing in Asgard.

[baddriver]

[Ass. Hole.]

He's changed and why would he go to all the trouble of coming back for me if this relationship didn't mean something to him?

[Crossing dimensions without the ease of the bridge had to qualify her as more then just an interdimensional booty call]

I don't want to hear anymore about the wenches or Lady Sif.

[poisoned_dreams]

[Loki, Prince of Asgard, God of Mischief, Lies and Snark.]

You do remember why he came to Earth the last time, yes? To drag me home, all without use of the bridge. Now he has the Tesseract's power to use. It is not as hard to traverse the realms with that in hand.