on the sudden relevance of the felt

[carbonnadsat]

I'd say my return is highly probable.
It's unlikely that the boss can keep those slackjaws in line by himself, even with that pretty dame hanging on his arm.

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[checkmatedead]

At least now we can exult in the joy of watching him suffer with minions every bit as useless as the ones given us.

[That's the royal "us," Droog. You're not even remotely on the big guy's mind or consideration. >;] ]

[carbonnadsat]

[He takes off his hat. He's in the presence of royalty and he's got some class and manners here, unlike some certain other members.]

Most certainly, Your Majesty.
Good minions are hard to find these days, unfortunately.

[checkmatedead]

[Er... yes, well! It's good to see a minion show some actual fucking courtesy! That, and to dispose the useless white king and bring an end to Skaia -- is that really too much to ask??]

Worse yet are traitors. When I find the ones that exiled our queen, I will pry their carapaces from their twitching torsos and sever their heads to stop their screaming.

[Your king's temper tantrum over, he actually addresses his Dignitary.]

Thou wouldst not know of these scurrilous degenerates, my faithful minion?

[carbonnadsat]

[Oh. He'll just take a cigarette from his sylladex and light it up in a measured act of nonchalance.]

I am not aware of any that are alive, Your Majesty.
I do hope you find the perpetrators soon.

[checkmatedead]

Perhaps they believe themselves to be able to hide with the rest of my minions.

Pah, it is no matter.

[carbonnadsat]

If there is anything I could do to assist Your Majesty, I certainly would.

[checkmatedead]

Perhaps it is so. I do have a request of thou. One which I had bequested many moons hence.

[carbonnadsat]

Oh?
I'm listening.

[checkmatedead]

WHEREFORE ART MY HATS!!

[.......................really, BK?]

[...the player apologizes as an explanation is given.]

[carbonnadsat]

[Lineface. An eternal lineface.]

Come again?

[checkmatedead]

It has come to our attention that our minions have absconded with our hats. Once our hats are located, we shall have our minions and the conquest of Skaia can once again begin!!

[carbonnadsat]

[There was a reason why he agreed to Slick's mutiny.

He remembers the reason now.]

But of course, Your Majesty.
I'll be sure to keep an eye out for the royal hats.

[checkmatedead]

That is good, minion. And be quick about it! We have an assault to commence!

[With leadership like this, who needs enemies?]