sanguinarius: delineate | ij (❝ what music they make ❞)
Mina Murray ([personal profile] sanguinarius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-04-07 03:03 am

complicated immortals 8'|

Yes, because I'm certain this has never been done before. I lived, if you can call it that, and I'm all that's left, and he and I will probably hunt one another for the rest of eternity at this point. That part, okay, yes, fine.

The going to bed with him bit, though.. it's a little bit cliche, don't you think? I'm not the starry-eyed heroine of a Harlequin novel, and he's certainly not one of those sparkly vampires. (And while we're at it, neither am I.) .. True, we're nothing if not complicated, but don't think I won't tear his throat out as soon as I'd kiss him. He made me this way, and I've had plenty of time to get really fucking angry.

And no, don't even think about a game, yet. Not even a meme. You need to do some more work before you start pretending you know what to do with me.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (start → you made time)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thematic of coming of age stories for monsters. Fuck what used to scare you.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (fist → there's no such thing as ghosts)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Cock is not very aesthetic. This is the benefit of vampires, I think; I never get texted pictures of my boyfriend's dick. Once I took a picture of the rumpled bedsheets while he was passed out drunk so he couldn't be sure if he'd tried to or not.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (neat → that may be true)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Cold water and salt. [ --promptly ] You have to do it quickly, though.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (talking → i told you so)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I spend a lot of time not wearing clothes in the first place. It's easier. I'll key Ivan's fucking car if he messes up my dresses.

[ known as 'going for the balls' in common parlance. not the precious car!!! ]

...also, I'm Ilde. It's nice to meet you.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (quick → liked to be holding the gun)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel better, the baby I'm carrying has tentacles and isn't his.

[ HOW WOULD THAT MAKE ANYONE FEEL BETTER, ILDE. still, her attempts to rebuild a life remain comfortingly to the left of commonplace. ]

Most men are pricks, I think. Most vampires, too.
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (shadowed → without the sins of)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
When I got intimate with a test tube, I didn't want a human donor. It was important to me. [ --so the little naiad got knocked up by the male equivalent of Ursula from the Little Mermaid, in other words. ]

I was collecting them for a while. They can be interesting. But Ivan disapproves because blah blah self-preservation instinct blah blah Ilde stop going to vampire bars blah blah.

[ impending motherhood has curtailed at least the most egregiously unsafe behaviours where Ivan's exasperation with the fireflies where her caution should be has historically failed ]
rhinemaid: actress mia kirshner (pale → science may try and assert)

[personal profile] rhinemaid 2013-04-07 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sort of terrified. I thought I was going to have things that I'm- not, after all. But I want her, and that counts for something. [ Ilde was very well loved, and look how well she turned out in spite of her father's total uselessness! ... no this is a really bad example. ]


They're getting all offended about not being as apex a predator as is their usual wont, where I'm from. But I mostly collected foreign ones. Lots of variety, in vampires, almost as much as fae species. I'm supposed to be careful, because I'm a potentially addictive intoxicant. So I behave.

[ DEFINE BEHAVE, TINYFAIRY. ]