Regarding the reboot; spoilers

[azulescarabajo]

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

I don't care what they changed or how it's written, I am not hitting Brenda. Ever. Period.

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[escarabajo]

This is--

I don't even know what to say to this.

This is just wrong.

[azulescarabajo]

There aren't really words for it.

Just. . .no.

This whole reboot thing is stupid anyways.

[escarabajo]

For real. I mean, our lives--life?--was fine the way it is!

[azulescarabajo]

It's like in order to be interesting we have to have a deeply troubled and messed up origin story.

Not that, you know, being stranded in space, falling out of orbit, and losing a year of my life wasn't messed up already. Just not messed up enough, I guess.

[escarabajo]

Next thing you know we're gonna get bitten by a radioactive beetle.

[He can't even bring himself to make an Uncle Ben joke.]

[dorksbury]

Welp.

[robinspoiling]

Geez. And I thought I had it bad.

[flunkingspanish]

Ask Khaji Da if he can get us out of our muns' heads for a bit so we can visit the guy who decided that was a good idea. You bring the alien lasers, I'll bring my stick.