Homeless forever. Probably.

[godly_trap]

Oh, Mun mun munny-mun...

What's with that username? Where's the fun in just giving it away like that?

What, are you saying it doesn't matter because I'm not being sent anywhere? Oh, you're horrible! Absolutely horrible!

At least have the decency to look out for dear Kasu, will you? She must be dreadfully lonely without me.


--Kazegami

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[resolvere]

[MOTHER IS CONFUSED.]

[godly_trap]

[Mamaaaaa]

Hmm? What's so confusing?

[resolvere]

[What do you mean by that question? You are in the form of a human, Wind God! This is not something I ever expected, nor would have foreseen.

Perhaps she should have found Madame Fawn first. She always had something good.]

[godly_trap]

[Oooooh, is that all? In that case...

Backflip and POOF! Horse!]

It's been some time, Mother.

[resolvere]

[Nice execution on that backflip!

Eyes follow the transition, and she makes a confused sound as her jaw drops slightly. What a marvelous trick!

Yes it has, Kazegami. Much time has passed since our meeting in the Gale Shrine, and many things have occurred. What is the last you recall?]

[godly_trap]

You had defeated Yami and returned to the Celestial Plane with the man from the Moon Tribe. That is my last memory.

[Oddly, he feels compelled to speak much more formally in this body.]

[resolvere]

[Everyone's all formal around her. Or were. Now she's all riding off in the sunrise on, literally, a UFO with an alien...hopefully her children will see she has some humor in her after all.

Truly? That is mine as well. How long have you been in this place, and would you like a race?]

[godly_trap]

[Why yes, that was indeed quite silly. One must wonder if some form of illegal substance were involved in the last arc of the story, but I digress.

The wind god does indeed visibly perk up at the suggestion of a race. Oh, running does sound like fun.]

It's not been long at all since I was called to this place.

...And yes, I would very much like to run with you.

[resolvere]

[There's a good thing about racing with Amaterasu, and that's that no one drops sea urchins or wtfever AND CHEATS WITH THEIR SHINY ROUND BUTTOCKS IN YOUR FACE!!!

She will, however, peer behind the pretty pony with narrowed eyes. Any moment now, she might jump over his head, bounce off his buttocks, and run like the wind.

I am the same, having only been here two weeks, at most.

That tail wags as she moves to stand, counting down and looking off in a good direction. WHO MOVES FIRST?]

[godly_trap]

[OF COURSE THE PONY GOES FIRST! Because he remembers last time, darn you! He's going to take that head start and KEEP IT this time!

My word, how bizarre this must look to a nonspiritual onlooker.]

[resolvere]

[OMg NO HOW DARE YOU!! Not that she didn't expect it, being mother and all that, but hey, she'll catch up as best she can. She might not throw a spiky...ball...thing, but have some alarming barks thrown your way, Fanny.

...yes, very bizarre.]

This 15 icon limit is killing me. I only have one pony icon for him!

[godly_trap]

[WHAT IS CHEATING I'MA HORSE

Barks spur him on (if you'll excuse the pun) to run faster, determined to stay in front. He's the God of Wind! He has a reputation to maintain, darn it!]

omg I know, the limit is killer after the 30 icon glitch thing on lj ;;

[resolvere]

[DOES SHE HAVE TO INFERNO A STUD??

He won't mind her shooting between his legs, will he? Not going to trip him up, getting all worried about her, will it? Huh, huh, HUH?]

[godly_trap]

[THAT IS A DIRTY TRICK AND YOU KNOW IT.

It also succeeds in tripping him up, but before he hits the ground, he poofs back into that human form.

Landing on your face is no more dignified at a human, but it certainly hurts less with less weight behind it!]

That's not fair!

[resolvere]

[BWUHAHAHAHA!

Yes, but as a human, Amaterasu can go behind him and move to let him roll onto her back. Or, you know, simply pick him up and toss him on there.

You don't trust me to know how to manuever this body by now, Kazegami?]

[godly_trap]

[Oh my, is that a pout?]

Of course I trust you, Mother. You just caught me off-guard, that's all.

Hmph. Cheater. [Says the guy who cheated first.]

[resolvere]

[Are her eyes getting bigger? More watery? No, they can't be. No guilt-tripping here, no way.

Now, now, it wasn't anything that decided a grave outcome. Also known as: cry more, or something similar. And to what do I owe the pleasure of you seeing to, my dear? What sparked your presence into your mundane?]

[godly_trap]

[Well, poo on you. Have a raspberry thrown your way.

Also, it's kind of awkward riding on your back, mom.]

Oh, the usual. Mundane replaying the game, perusing the fanart, etcetera. [He says with a dismissive wave.]

[resolvere]

[Try doing it carrying a giant Thunder Brew of sake, pony. If Kushi can do it, so can you.

Replaying? It sounds like a wonderful time. My mundane, on the other hand, has issues now that she's finished it with not not playing repeatedly.]

[godly_trap]

[Now, carrying heavy burdens in his true form is no problem. He's just not used to riding on the back of another creature.]

Munny's gone and started her... third? Fourth? playthrough? Who knows, but she went through the trouble to collect all those little beads.

[resolvere]

[Mama spoils?

All of the stray beads? Wow, that's a lot of effort. My mundane barely has over half. She tends to fume at the races with the messengers before simply giving up. Needs more motivation, as it were. What rewards is given?]

[godly_trap]

The bead chain! It's that thing that makes your ink never run out, and you do ten times more damage. [To be perfectly honest, it kind of breaks the game.]

OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS!??! Break game how??

[resolvere]

[She looks over her shoulder, wolf eyebrows aloft.

The bead chain, hmm? That sounds...well, that sounds very handy to have around. Though it seems to break the need for the gift of the Emperor's to make the ink fill much faster, doesn't it?]

You can kill anything in one hit. Even Yami.

[godly_trap]

Oh yes, you'll never need another piece of equipment again~ [Of course, by the time you get it, there's nothing left in the game to do.]

MY FACE RIGHT NOW IS SO I CAN'T EVEN **WHAT**

[resolvere]

[But she likes riding her glaives! Is that how you spell it dictionary refuses BUT HEY! They're too much fun...

That sounds too good to be true.]

Oh yeah, and you're invincible.

[godly_trap]

[It's an accessory, not a weapon, dear mother.]

It's true! But it really takes all the fun out of it.

[amaterasuomikami]

I hope you're not teasing her, Kazegami.

[godly_trap]

What? I would never!

I just mean that she must be missing her favorite drinking companion.

[They're totally bffs.]

[steed]

[Tell him about the drunk Matrix sheep. Do it.]

...so you're actually a horse?

[Oh yeah, he saw that thing with the wolf up there, don't think he didn't.]

[godly_trap]

[A huge horse, at that! Oh, and he'd tell him all about Kasu if it came up.]

Not just any horse... I'm the god of horses! [His tone says he's trolling, but sometimes, it's hard to tell with him.]

[steed]

[Y u gotta troll Donkey? He's so easy, it's not even a challenge!]

...really? You're the god of horses? Oh wow, that's so cool!

[godly_trap]

[Kaze's gotta troll everyone. Why do you think he wears women's clothing? Well, aside from the obvious reason that he looks absolutely fabulous in it.]

Oh, yes! I'm all divine and stuff. Check this out!

[And... backflip transformation!



It's not nearly as impressive since Donkey probably can't see his markings or Divine Instrument, but the transformation itself is pretty cool on its own.]

[steed]

[Sorry, not!babe, no one is as fabulous as Waka. Or Prince Charming, for that matter. ...well, maybe Rumpelstiltskin, but shh.

He's just going to openly stare for a few moments before standing up straight and moving to trot around him.]

Wow! You're a beautiful white— [oh hey now, dude looked like a lady at first, that ain't cool] —god, huh? I had no idea horses had a god!

...do donkeys? Do you know the god of donkeys?

[godly_trap]

[Then he can console himself as being the most fabulous god, at least.]

What's a donkey? [Lol, ancient Japan.]

[steed]

[Sure thing.]

Uh...

[See that? That's how Donkey shows off. The trotting, that is.]

Me. I'm a donkey.

[godly_trap]

I thought you were a very small deformed horse!

Oh, well in that case, no. I don't know any donkey gods~ [He sounds way too gleeful about it, too.

Guy's an ass. Not that kind of ass.]

[steed]

[Aw, hell no, man, that ain't cool. Bad horse. Get down, go eat some hay.]

You mean I look like I could be a horse? Even with the tail and the big ears, I could pass for a small horse? [HE IS WAY TOO EXCITED AT THAT IDEA]

[godly_trap]

[He prefers oats and sake, thank you very much.]

Well, sure. [And with another flip, he turns back into his human form... and lands on Donkey's back.] I mean, as long as they don't know what a donkey is.

[steed]

[Donkey can appreciate alcohol as well, bro. It's all good.

And with Wolf, too, it's not like he's unused to guys in chic's clothes.

He spins around at the not-a-horse-anymore god on his back. That's unusual! At least, in his donkey form, the whole noble steed was a different case. Talk about some nads this guy has on him, really.]

I ain't never met nobody who didn't know what a donkey was, so...probably not, but that'd be cool anyway!