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[nakesnakecobracobra]

Redemption, hmm? My, my, aren't we ambitious?

Do what you wish, but don't think that you can hold me for long. I always get what I want in the end.

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[nakesnakecobracobra]

And what's it to you? There's nothing you can do to stop me.

[preacher_man]

I will simply go to this ship myself. There even without the memories of this conversation I will see your lies, your deceit as I do now.

Your plans will be derailed before they even begin.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Oh dear, you've caught me! Whatever shall I do now? [ Like she doesn't have a dozen backup plans already in place. ]

[preacher_man]

You don't understand witch, I see your lies. I see your sins. You can't escape my eyes and now I'm going to have my mun make me your war-

[and he has very big oh fuck moment here.]

What do you mean I will more likely be the prisoner?!

[nakesnakecobracobra]

No, human, you don't understand. It doesn't matter. I don't care.

[preacher_man]

Then how do you intend to get around someone stopping your plans?

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Quite simply: By making it impossible.

[preacher_man]

I don't see how you could do that, when I can see your every lie.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

That would be a problem, if my plan depended on my ability to lie.

[preacher_man]

Then are you somehow trusting yourself to become good only to become evil once more upon return?

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Don't be ridiculous. Why would I tell you my plan now?

[preacher_man]

Because we're not allowed to have any memories from this place when we go to a game anyway. So if you believe you could get it past me anyway there is no harm.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

No? I bet the curiosity is killing you.

Basically his entire canon can be boiled down to "Curiosity killed the preacher"

[preacher_man]

[You have no idea.]

I don't need to know that badly.

Those who fail to learn from history...

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Why don't you come closer? I'll whisper in your ear.

[ DON'T DO IT, MAN. SHE'S GOT HELLA SNAKES UP IN THERRE. ]

Re: Those who fail to learn from history...

[preacher_man]

[Oh he knows better than that.]

So you can infect me with madness or kill me?

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Oh, nothing like that. [ She was just hoping to fill his body with snakes, manipulate him on the threat of death, and then rip him into tiny pieces to be snake food. ]

[preacher_man]

Sure and if I wasn't absolutely sure you could block it I wouldn't be shooting you right now.

[He sighs.]

Also I rolled my eyes just now. Just so you know.

[nakesnakecobracobra]

I never would have guessed. [ All of the sarcasm. ]

You just copied the line exactly when he said this in canon

[preacher_man]

Now you really are sounding like him.

[He'd simultaneously amused and frightened by this idea.]