Homeless, Old Muse Rising From the Headspace

[pseudotimelord]

Bringing me back? That only took...what was it? Almost ten years now? Not exactly timely.

By the way, the user name? Not funny. The default icon doesn't help.

["Return to the past" justifies it.]

No, it doesn't.

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[pseudotimelord]

[Why is he friends with you again, Odd? He sometimes forgets. Like right now.]

Ha ha, very funny.

Though she'd like to point out that I was virtualized once. You and Ulrich were there, remember?

[aimless_arrow]

[Because he's awesome and everyone wants to be friends with him. Duh!]

Oh. Right. Okay. Correction: 'virtualizedonce' then. How's that?

[pseudotimelord]

[Jeremy suspects all the head trauma thanks to specters throwing him around after Aelita's materialization in his case.]

Much better. [Yay, sarcasm.]

[aimless_arrow]

Come on Jeremie. Don't get your kangaroo undies in a twist. I'm just joking.

Besides, your mun just let you out again. This is a good thing.

[pseudotimelord]

Do you really have to keep talking about my underwear? [Blushing so hard because that's seriously embarrassing.]

I suppose it is considering how long I've been cooped up, but at the same time I have very bad memories of the first go-around.

[aimless_arrow]

[He'll let the underwear drop for now. Serious times?]

What happened the first time around?

[pseudotimelord]

She had two alternate versions of me.

The first was a mutant with the power to "rewind" time around himself to view past events though he couldn't affect him. Oh, and he discovered that lovely trick when he touched someone who'd murdered his wife, reliving the murder over and over for six months because he was caught in a memory loop. All this happened before entry into that particular game, mind you.

The second was an alternate ending to XANA. It uploaded part of itself into the closest available host. (Guess who.) However, it was too weak and embedded in that host to leave, creating a twisted sort of Jekyll and Hyde scenario. This "symbiosis" granted powers over electricity but otherwise was nothing too great.

[See what he has to look forward to, Odd? Do you see?]

[aimless_arrow]

...Wow. [Okay. That's bad. Both are really really bad. He can't just admit that though. That would be worse.]

My mun turned me into the Cheshire cat once. And I've been to a freaky city where everything was about sex.

Maybe this time will be better?

[pseudotimelord]

You got sent to one of those sex games? [Kind of weirded out.]

Hopefully. So far she has me on musebox and meme duty. Not that I don't expect her to do something twisted in either.

[aimless_arrow]

It wasn't all that bad. [Odd shrugs.]

Memes aren't too bad. Maybe if you convince her it'd be better to keep you normal you can dodge that bullet?

[pseudotimelord]

Not really the sort of place I'd want to end up though.

I'll have to steer her away from the AU memes. Or any of them that'd require an AU to fit.