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[collects_pages]

So you replayed my canon and now you want to play me again.

Are you sure? You haven't RP'd since your dad died, mun. You haven't even written anything. Maybe we shouldn't jump in app-first, here. Just sayin'. Ease into this shit. I'll be here and so will my stalker whenever you need to pick something up. Okay? It'll be alright.

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[theobserver]

[He's just going to stand here grinning at her.]

[collects_pages]

OBIE! You're here! Is your mun mad at mine for vanishing like that? How's creeping going for you?

[theobserver]

[Well this is fantastic, he isn't considered scary considering he can't hurt anyone here.]

No he is not.

He does want your mun to know he is in a game with me now.

[collects_pages]

[Suck it, Obie.]

Great. My mun was about ready to write your mun an apology letter, no lie.

What game? Maybe I can join you.

[theobserver]

It was not needed. He is very relaxed.

The name of the game is Three Step Paradise.

[He smiled again.]

I would certainly love to have a target of my keeper there to keep me occupied.

[collects_pages]

Do they take OCs? You know what an issue that can be, Obie. And what about your 'keeper' - is he around?

[theobserver]

Yes they do take OCs.

My keeper is not around, I act in his stead watching this game.

[collects_pages]

Oh. You guys broke up, huh? I really thought you crazy kids would make it. Don't worry, we'll get you an eHarmony profile.

[theobserver]

[He rolls his eyes.]

He is my "god" for the purposes of this game. I interact with the game but under the rules you can not.

If you mean the version of my keeper that can actually speak to you, he is here somewhere.

[collects_pages]

Ooo, sacrilege on Easter. Nice. Did you get any chocolate, by the way? I had some hot cocoa but I'm waiting for things to go on sale. You know, limited funds and all.

[theobserver]

I ate a rabbit to keep my vessel nourished.

[collects_pages]

Actually, for that peanut butter is the best. It's got the highest protein to size ratio of any food. Human beings have been able to survive on peanut butter and water sometimes.

So, basically what I'm saying is get Reese's peanut butter cups. They'll be on sale tomorrow.

[theobserver]

I hope you keep that sense of humor when you're being chased again.

[collects_pages]

Uh, hi. I developed it because I was being chased. If anything, you'll just make it worse. This is pretty much serious me.

[theobserver]

A little like Noah.

[Him comparing her to Noah is not a good sign.]

[collects_pages]

With less swearing, though.