Eyeing a game. Be careful what you wish for.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

Woah, mun. Okay, we need to talk. Like, right now. I don't think you were listening to what I was saying before. I said I wanted to go to a place where I could kick-ass, not have my ass kicked and then some on a regular basis. Why would anyone even wanna send someone to a place like that?! It's messed up! We're talking about Luthor level messed up!

What?! Tim's already there?! I'm starting to get why so many people around here think their muns are sadists!

Comments

[wing_of_night]

Luthor level? That is bad. What kind of place we talking about?

[For once, Dick is actually keeping the sarcasm to a minimum. None of Gotham's crooks ever came close to being THAT diabolical.]

[haveyoumetmyttk]

Some seriously messed up world where teens are forced to fight each other to the death, in front of millions of people!

[wing_of_night]

[And now Dick looks just as infuriated.]

That... that is sick... why would such a thing even exist!?

[the_hit_list]

I'd tell you, but I've only been here a week.

It's like their Olympics.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

I don't know what their deal is. All I know is, if I get sent there, I'm going to kick some serious ass, and it won't be the tributes.

[the_hit_list]

It's worse than Luther. I don't even think he's that messed up.

Kids killing kids in Disneyland. It's Joker level sadism.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

Dude, no way. Tell me you're kidding. Please tell me this is some screwed up April Fool's day joke.

[the_hit_list]

Kon. When have I ever played a practical joke?

[haveyoumetmyttk]

Oh man, the more I hear about this place, the more I want to punch the President into the next multiverse.

[the_hit_list]

I'll help.

But first we have to make sure no one else is waiting to step right into his shoes.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

I'll do the ass kicking [punches a closed fist into his other hand], you figure out the rest. [business as usual.]

[the_hit_list]

Who says you can't plan?

We tell Batman nothing.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

That's usually more your thing. You're the man with the plan. [Whenever there was a crisis, Tim was the one the Titans always turned to. Although Conner has solved plenty of problems during his own adventures. They just tend to have a bad habit of additional complications.]

But you know I've got your back. If you want an extra voice in planning, you got it.

Works for me, the last thing I want is Bats breathing down my throat.

[the_hit_list]

It was a joke. [Frowning. This is why he doesn't do them often.]

I swear he likes you. [Somewhere. Way deep down. He doesn't always call you the clone anymore.]

[battroll]

He's a lot better equipped to handle somewhere like this than some of the other tributes.

[Bruce are you-

Are you defending your notson being kidnapped to fight to the death?]

[haveyoumetmyttk]

[Almost says "dude, what even?!" but calling Batman a dude seems...weird.]

Yeah, he might be physically trained for all of that crap, but do you seriously think he's better equipped for that kinda trauma?!

[battroll]

Than their own children, who weren't being brought back to life? Than people who have no experience fighting, and say they used to be cocker spaniels?

Absolutely.

It's not something he deserves - that anyone here does. Believe it or not, though, the situation could still be much worse.

[Little ray of sunshine, that's Bruce]

[acro_bat_ic]

I was thinking Joker. Disneyland seems like his thing. [Hi, Kon. Barbara has no real idea who you are.]