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So.
You managed to miss ATP.
I'm proud of you, really; it must have taken a truly mammoth amount of effort to miss an event you'd spent an entire week in preparation for. The level of failure you've managed to achieve is astounding.
Cake and other rewards will be along shortly.
Or they would, had you earned them--frankly, the true achievement here is that you managed to type anything at all with those tubby fingers of yours. The scent of powdered cheese substitute and caffeinated drinks hangs about you like a radiant aura of shame; it's no wonder you recoiled from the possibility of exposure.
Regardless, I'm aware that you find this journal name amusing, but I have no desire to actually become a 'potatobot.'
My advice to you is to let sleeping dogs lie.
After all, you never know what killed them.
You managed to miss ATP.
I'm proud of you, really; it must have taken a truly mammoth amount of effort to miss an event you'd spent an entire week in preparation for. The level of failure you've managed to achieve is astounding.
Cake and other rewards will be along shortly.
Or they would, had you earned them--frankly, the true achievement here is that you managed to type anything at all with those tubby fingers of yours. The scent of powdered cheese substitute and caffeinated drinks hangs about you like a radiant aura of shame; it's no wonder you recoiled from the possibility of exposure.
Regardless, I'm aware that you find this journal name amusing, but I have no desire to actually become a 'potatobot.'
My advice to you is to let sleeping dogs lie.
After all, you never know what killed them.