On CCC and homelessness.

[poltern]

...Haa, what a terrifying new Servant. I don't know if he's sarcastic like Archer or if he might try to kill whatever Master winds up summoning him. And that armor is so shiny!

-Wh-wh-what? What do you mean "you're just bored, Minori, let's find you something to do"?! I'm happy staying out of whatever you have planned, thank you.

Comments

[no_longer_a_king]

....you're to be Gilgamesh's Master?

[You poor girl.]

[poltern]

Eheh. So it seems! Gilgamesh is quite the Servant.

[Scary Servant is quite scary.]

[no_longer_a_king]

He has not tried to harm you, has he?

[poltern]

No, but... haaa. It's a little hard to explain. You'll have to forgive me.

[...Wait.] You are- you're a Servant, aren't you?

[no_longer_a_king]

I used to be. [AU, yo!]

But I am familiar with Gilgamesh in the past. You will have to forgive me for worrying. [Though she is curious what sort of Master would be able to summon him by accident.]

[poltern]

So you know- knew- used to know him. Has he always been so... [Rude? Arrogant? Full of himself?] ...smug?

It's not set in stone! There are more than just one path in this. Why, the last Servant I had was rather blunt and sarcastic, but he had a good heart under it all.

[no_longer_a_king]

"Smug" is putting the King of Heroes' attitude lightly. But yes, he is. Be wary should he deign to give you his affections.

Oh? And may I ask what class this other Servant is?

[poltern]

...Does saying my enemies are his enemies count? Oh dear.

An Archer-class. [Ringing any bells, Saber?]

[no_longer_a_king]

I was thinking more along the lines of deciding to make you his bride. That will not end well and you should do your best to stay away from him if that happens.

[Very familiar.]....Does he dress in red, have a sour mood, and tends to use blades alongside bows?

[poltern]

I will. Haaaa, why did I have to get the dangerous Servant? If only this happened to someone else... [But then no hilarity from watching Lancer flee for her life from Gil.]

Yes yes! That's him! I liked him.

[no_longer_a_king]

It happens, sometimes. Hopefully you will wind up with Archer, instead. Be sure to have him make meals for you, if he hasn't already.

[myteenagedivalife]

My mun says if you're not careful, Kinpika will kill you!

[poltern]

Haaa, I thought so. My luck must be pitiful if I wound up with a Servant who would happily slaughter me instead of BB.

[y u such a dick, gil]

[myteenagedivalife]

Servant?

Like a butler?

Oh, hello.

[finestsparkles]

... ... ...

Hello to you, too!

[poltern]

...

G-Gilgamesh.

I see Extra CCC couldn't keep the two of us away for long, hm?

[finestsparkles]

... ... ...
You've been ever talkative. No matter, you should know what is to come.

Not even in the slighest.

[poltern]

... [What is this feeling? It's like an impending "Bad End".]

W-w-wait a moment, if you please! Neither of us will get anywhere if we spend all our time clashing. ...Besides. This isn't the Holy Grail War.

Good. Allow me to have my devious ways.

[finestsparkles]

[More so of a certain service.]

"Clashing", you say? [he paused, looming over the girl with eyes of discontent.] Have you failed to realize what it is I want? Remove them. That is your punishment. [said the king, now glaring down to her... skirt. Or, perhaps for what was lurking behind...]

[poltern]

[There's a long pause. Then Minori says, sharply:]

I refuse.

[finestsparkles]

[Sighs.]

You refuse to let me down? How admirable.

[poltern]

No. I refuse to lose.