dear_mun | (no subject)

I suppose your mun asked you to say something?

Very good. Figure that out by yourself?

Lovely, you remind me of someone I know.

Do I?

Yes, though no he is not a detective like you. You both just have your own way with speaking to people you don't particularly like.

Don't take it personally, I do not particularly like anyone.

I didn't. Besides that you're not as likely to rip out my throat with your teeth if I anger you. I'm sure he has wanted to do it more than once.

Not as likely, perhaps, no.

This is the part where I inquire who this individual is.

Laventous.

[Scanning internal database.......... no results found.]

I'm not familiar with the name.

Well given you're not from my world that is no surprise.

Your world?

You didn't realize we're all from separate universes?

Absurd.

As absurd as maybe having your life controlled by someone likely younger than you through a computer?

[Trying his best not to show that the concept of "Muns" still freaks him out.]

You mean "Muns".

Yes, also I could of told you we're from different worlds because Mr. Holmes, you are a story book character where I'm from and only that.

I hope these supposed stories are flattering.

Well you haven't failed to solve a crime in the stories I have read.

Unsolved crimes make poor stories.

Do they really? Or does it make the reader want to solve it themselves?

Oh, please, the readers are too dense to solve it themselves!

You seem rather sure that no one else could solve crimes like you.

Because nobody. Else. Can.

And then here is the tricky thing about multiple universes. There is already infinite numbers of detectives named Sherlock Holmes solving crimes who are right here within this community.

So I've heard.

[He doesn't believe it.]

Mmm?

[Absently. He's almost used to Sherlock's non sequiturs by now. Keyword: almost.]

Nothing.

First 'something', now 'nothing'. What's next? 'Anything'? Or 'everything'?