voice testing

[hamburgerhero]

What do you mean my account name makes you think of Hamburger Helper?

_{Hamburger Helper is good stuff but...}

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[roseandcrass]

And to think you'd be sick of the stuff by now

[hamburgerhero]

Dude how many hamburgers have you even eaten in your lifetime? You can't judge if you haven't had a bite.

[roseandcrass]

Neither do I want to take a bite of that disgusting food.

[hamburgerhero]

What?!

_{[He really hadn't tried a hamburger before? Not even once?! No wonder England acted so miserable all the time. He had been missing out on one of life's treasures!]}

How can you talk like that? England.

_{[He offers a burger he has not yet started to eat in an awkwardly ceremonious fashion, presenting it in two hands with a slight bow as if imitating Japan.]}

Try it now. Take a bite. Feed your senses.

[roseandcrass]

What?

[He just stares at America for a few seconds. Watching his silly movements and listening to his words. He doesn't know if he's supposed to accept the offer, laugh, or simply bang his head on the table.]

You really want me to try this?

[hamburgerhero]

Uh. Yeah.

_{[America looks at England like he's crazy.]}

I'm offering it to you aren't I? Take it.

[roseandcrass]

That's not what I meant

[He inspects the burger from a distance, before looking back at America]

What's in this vile thing anyway?

[hamburgerhero]

You don't even know what's in it?

_{[America can't believe his ears. Something so basic and England didn't rightly know what it was. -And how dare he judge then?! America gives him a less than happy smile.]}

It's beef between two soft breaded buns, some cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, and condiments.

_{[Once again, he holds it out, trying to convince England to take it.]}

[roseandcrass]

That's not what I meant imbecile!

[He turns away a bit embarrassed. He calms down a little]

I meant if it had any poison or something that can make my stomach upset

[hamburgerhero]

You think there'd be poison in it? I eat it all the time and I'm fine.

_{[Getting impatient now, he shoves the burger towards England again, this time closer to his face.]}

Now try it.

[roseandcrass]

[England's face contorts a bit. He doesn't look like he eats fine, but he was civil enough not to prolong this anymore than he has. He takes the burger in his hand]

Will this make you happy?

[hamburgerhero]

Yes.

_{[America stares impatiently, eyes darting between the burger and England's mouth. "Come on, come on! You'll like it just wait and see!"]}

[roseandcrass]

The things I do for you...

[He looks at America with his brow raised as he slowly places a small bite in his mouth, ensuring all components are accounted for. If he dies, he'll haunt America forever]

[hamburgerhero]

_{[America continues to stare intensely for a reaction.]}

Well?

[roseandcrass]

[He chews the food really slowly. He enjoyed watching how intensely America watched him. After a few minutes he swallows it.] oily..

[hamburgerhero]

Oily and...?

_{[Delicious right? Come on say it!]}

[roseandcrass]

[The last thing England would do, was to compliment the hamburgers that Alfred loved. Even if he thinks it isn't bad.]

Needs more vegetables.

[hamburgerhero]

_{[Alfred frowns just slightly.]}

More vegetables can be added to your taste. Otherwise. Pretty good huh?

_{[Come on say it!]}

[roseandcrass]

[He turned away from Alfred and his frowning. He muttered but actually said something that is the closest to saying that the burgers are good]

It's edible. Enough for when I am really hungry and there was nothing else in the planet to eat.

[hamburgerhero]

_{[Considering who it was making the comment, perhaps it was one of those moments to go ahead and take what was offered as a victory.]}

Next time you'll just have to get one with extra vegetables on it like you wanted. After all, I'm sure you're gonna be eating it again someday.

_{[Just to prove his point.]}

Like the next time France secretly feeds you frog legs. The signature food of America will be waiting for you on the street corner with the golden arches.

[roseandcrass]

Don't assume too much lad.

[Indeed, given a choice between froglegs and this oily burger, he'd definitely run to America's fast food chain in a heartbeat.]