idk what i'm doing but he's been floating around my head for ages

[cherryslush]

I've got two words for you, mundane: Jet Steele.

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[uptake]

[ w o w. christian is just going to roll his eyes. ]

Seriously?

/sidesteps possible fireball oops

[cherryslush]

Uh, yeah. It sounds cool.

[ duh ]

huff god just ruin my plan right out of the gate why don't you

[uptake]

No, it doesn't. It sounds like you belong in Star Wars.

[ smugsmugsmug. ]

i'd apologize but it's adrian lbr

[cherryslush]

That's the one where Carrie Fisher's handcuffed and wearing a bikini, right?

[ muahahahahaha. ha. ]

stupid perfect adrian

[uptake]

Yeah, to the giant space slug.

[ because that's hot. ]

shhhhhh he does enough preening on his own (i hope im doing ok i'm so nervous rn u have no idea)

[cherryslush]

Up until she's liberated by [ kerWHOOSH imitation!explosion noises ] Jet Steele: bounty hunter and bootlegger of -- illegal space stuff.

[ when he dreams about this later, princess leia is going to look suspiciously like rose nbd ]

are you kidding me i'm laughing so hard you are fabulous

[uptake]

Illegal space stuff. [ oh my god. this is seriously the guy he had jealous fits over about lissa. this is a thing that is happening. ] I think Han Solo's got this one, Jet Steele. You can sit it out.

*_* the threads with lissa i might/might not've read were cute js

[cherryslush]

[ uh clearly you're still jealous that you/your name could never be as cool you wish you were a bounty hunter etc etc ]

Nah, he needs an heir. [ he needs a sidekick but adrian doesn't really do sidekicks? ] Isn't he like eighty-seven? Way too old to be rescuing girls in space.

jgkfdml lissa is walking sunshine

[uptake]

I'm pretty sure he married Leia. But I mean, you're totally welcome to rescue some other guy's wife. He'd probably appreciate it. [ some hand weighing motions and then: ] Shaking hands with his overgrown dog might be a bad idea, though.

[ okay maybe a little. jesus adrian how do you even exist. ]