Muse is overreacting to something said on Plurk...

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I don't collect anyone!

[Yukiko, sweetie, look at the games. It's true.]

You're making it sound strange!

[What? Like it's wrong to have a har-]

Please don't finish that!

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[hasthepotential]

She means friends, right? Isn't that, y'know, normal?

[She's totally for serious here.]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Oh god no Minako.]

N-No, not that.

[hasthepotential]

[Deadpan.]

Do you collect boyfriends?

[There'd be a 'too' in there but mun hasn't quite gotten to that canon point...]

[linefacingforever]

[...har-?]

Harem?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[...that's it, hiding now.]

[linefacingforever]

...?

[What'd he say?]

[hooting_laugh]

Oh hey someone looks jealous.

"...no fair. I want a harem too."

[gigglesnortpriestess]

I don't have a harem!!

[hooting_laugh]

Her head tilts to one side as she looks at you.

"...why not?"

[destinedwaters]

[...snrk]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

You too Aqua-san?

[Mun stoooop!]

[feminine_carnivore]

Having a Harem would be kinda cool! You could make them go out and get all different kinds of take out for dinner!

[ This is clearly the most important thing. ]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Chie, you are so lucky that you're naive.]

I don't think that's what she's referring to.

Because Dick is well... kind of a dick...

[wing_of_night]

[Have a man clad in spandex and a mask hanging from the rafters sliding down a small rope far enough to whisper into Chie's ear just what is being meant.]

...Harems usually mean they have to be romantically involved. Y'know, intimately.

[The rope retracts and Dick just waits to watch the fireworks.]

Only sane bowlcut reporting for duty. ...OH WAIT. 8|

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

I think it's a little too late for protests.

only sane one? >.>

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Oh look! Bowlcut #2! Shut up Mun!]

Is your mun thinking the same thing?

I CALL BULLSHIT.

[linefacingforever]

NOT SORRY 8D

[god_hand]

Looks like you really can't judge a book by it's cover, huh?

UH HUH

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[You too? Why??]

What are you talking about?

[izanyagi]

Collecting?

[Why is she so nervous? Yukiko being nervous isn't something he gets to see often, just as his mother bear instincts flare up causing Yu to worry. MUST. PROTECT. BONDS...]

Are you alright?

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[...Mun, do NOT say another word.]

I'm...

[She's pretty red in the face and lost for words.]

[wing_of_night]

Trust me, there are worse things to be accused of.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[Much better sure. She knows what you said to her bestie.]

That doesn't make me feel any better.

So late to the party, but... have a puppy?

[sees_strength]

[Koro will just be giving you the head tilt to end all head tilts. He collects people. After all, more people to pet you and scratch your ears, and feed you Shinji's cooking is a good thing, right?]

puppy :3

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[...strange.]

Oh, hello there!