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[lyingliarwholies]

Marriage??

But I'm not even in the game yet and you want me to get married?!

T-To Cyclonus?!?!

[Mun you need to slow down like WHOA. Tailgate is pretty sure there are a few steps in between having Cyclonus barely tolerate him and marriage. It's going to be stupidly awkward when all of this is over and done with.]

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[notsostraightforward]

[Yeah, guess who's just as amused by this as you are, Tailgate.]

[lyingliarwholies]

Uh...

[Hi Cyclonus.

This is awkward.]

[notsostraightforward]

I think I need to have words with your mun -- and mine.

[Whoops.]

[lyingliarwholies]

Well... as long as we're doing it we, aha, might as well enjoy it right?

[Don't look now, but Tailgate is already making some wedding plans in his head. Hey, go with the flow right?]

I wonder what decorations we can use...

[notsostraightforward]

No.

[lyingliarwholies]

But-!

[Oh come on!]

[notsostraightforward]

[He holds up his hand.]

No. [Pause.] ...If we have to go through with it, let's not make too much of a scene.

[That's a big "if" in his mind, though.]

[lyingliarwholies]

Well, we could just have Rodimus and Rewind. They're the only ones we know anyway...

[Hee they're really discussing wedding plans what is this.]

Oh, and my mun wants me to wear a dress.

I don't really know what a dress is, but she says that I have to wear one.

[notsostraightforward]

[It's all hypothetical, don't get any ideas, Tailgate.]

Hm. Perhaps.

She's making you wear clothing?

[lyingliarwholies]

Yeah!

Is that a bad thing?

[notsostraightforward]

A pointless thing, maybe.

...And now my mun is giggling over putting me in a tuxedo.

[robotfightclub]

[...]

Watch out for rice, it gets in your everywhere.

[lyingliarwholies]

Noted!

...

What's rice?

[robotfightclub]

Some sort of human food. Weddings are apparently an excuse to waste it.

[lyingliarwholies]

So we throw it everywhere?

Hey! I hear you're getting married too!

Do you have any plans?

[robotfightclub]

[...Who is talking about her and why?]

I don't plan when it comes to stupid scrap.