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On marrying her not-so-platonic life partner

Mother of Moles, stop getting so worked up! If marriage is going to happen anyway, I would rather contract with someone I already know I get along with, instead of entering a random drawing.

And anyway, it doesn't change anything. Neither of us has property, and even if we were compatible, we couldn't have kids here.

...

...Stop crying.

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Sounds like someone's gonna need help getting prebeared~

[stop]

[PLEASE stop]

We'll need three witnesses and to hammer out the contract.

[ROMANCE]

Edited 2013-03-27 19:14 (UTC)

[Crow puts on his 'professional' voice.]

That may be all well and good, but you must ask yourself: are you ready for marriage?

It's a big commitment!

[Digger snorts]

Of course, I know that! That's why the contract is going to be written before we go making any vows!

Oh it's not just about contracts and mortgage!

You need to ask if your marriage has enough 'boing'.

[He pulls out a rubber band.]

Let me demonstrate. This rubber band represents your physical attraction between each other. My hands represent mundane things like taxes, crippling gambling addictions, and unsightly warts.

And this is what happens when those REALLY start pulling.

[Soon enough Crow sends the band flying away.]

Any questions?

Edited 2013-03-27 19:28 (UTC)

Did I lose you at the BOING part? Because that's really important.

I'm... No. No, I am not going to answer that.

Ok since you didn't get that let's move on to posture.

Before doing a speech you should put your hand on your knees and swivel your butt till you find a comfortable standing position!

[It's obvious that Crow's just screwing with you now.]

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moarbracing - 2013-03-27 21:05 (UTC) - Expand

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uknowuwantmebaby - 2013-03-27 22:20 (UTC) - Expand

It isn't their choice, anyway. It's ours.

...yes. Not their choice. Not theirs at all.

Aside from the MAKING everyone need to get married, and I don't see why she's complaining when we get affected in the first place.

[Digger is not complaining, mind
Some people get so worked up, tch]

There is just no pleasing some people.

At the very least, it may keep both of them from ever dropping one of us.

[Both at the same time wouldn't be...SO bad, maybe.

But if ONE left and the other stayed...]

...

Don't give Them ideas.

...You haven't heard her crying.

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whatferret - 2013-03-29 03:24 (UTC) - Expand

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moarbracing - 2013-03-29 03:27 (UTC) - Expand

So should I get you something for the bridal shower? Maybe a nice lava lamp for your place with your new husband.

I think this place has had enough lava that once.

And there's not going to BE a bridal shower, it's not like I need to set up my own burrow anymore...

It's not that kinda lava, it's...a lamp that has a cool trippy glob of stuff.

Aww, well then what about the reception? And the wedding? Who's all invited? Should I make invitations? Order'em?