SPOILERS... for upcoming episodes.

[unhand]

I don't care how attractive he may have appeared in the half second you saw him, this Robin Hood bloke is neither as handsome or roguish as I am. Isn't he supposed to give away his treasure? What sort of thief does that?

I'm still the only dashing rogue worth considering.

...so stop considering him now.

I mean it!

Comments

[i_nominateme]

Lady doth protesting way too much, bro.

[unhand]

Funny, here I was thinking a certain lady could do with a bit more protesting.

[undealt]

We should only be so lucky.

[To be fair, Rumple probably has massive hateboner against Robin Hood too, so that's not a better alternative.]

[unhand]

[There are so few people Gold doesn't have a hateboner against.]

Keep dreaming. I'm not going anywhere.

[undealt]

[Wow. That's rude. There's only... a handful. And an entire species. ]

You're going to be stuck in Manhattan for awhile, Hook. Plenty of time for circumstances to change.

[He is so not that lucky, but whatever, man. He can dream.]

[lostswan]

Wow. Really?

[unhand]

He'd better be dead in the present.

[lostswan]

Beecauuse you're afraid of losing the Mr. Storybrooke Stubble Pageant?

[childofthemoon]

Scared you won't be the prettiest smalltown villain anymore?