|voice-test||canon point start of shippuden||homeless

[shogi_pieces]

...

No, I don't really care what 'canon point' means.

I should probably care about this place and what I am doing here, but it's too troublesome to think about it right now.

Leave me alone.

[Turns on other side.]

Comments

[whirlwinds]

Why am I not surprised.

[shogi_pieces]

I would be surprised if you were surprised. [If she's here, then things really are troublesome. What a drag...]

[whirlwinds]

Don't like, Shikamaru. Being surprised would require too much effort from you.

[shogi_pieces]

Fact is a fact. What are you doing here anyway?

...*lie

[whirlwinds]

Same reason you're here, it seems. Idle muns are the devil's playthings.

xD I guessed

[shogi_pieces]

[Idle and bored muns bothering other lazy people instead? He doesn't like that.]

So we are here as entertainment? Great. [Please note the sarcasm.]

[whirlwinds]

[ Duly noted. ]

Seems that way. Though I doubt anyone can really call you all that entertaining... [ You'd have to actually... you know. Do stuff. ]

[shogi_pieces]

[He's... not sure whether to take that as insult or not... since she is right.]

You are talking to the wrong person. Ask my mun about it. [He just wanted to watch some clouds and now he has lady-mun nagging at him like his mother ffs!]

[obstinates]

[Foot poking your side, bro.]

Eheh, everything's always troublesome with you.

[shogi_pieces]

[Foot will be ignored.]

Should I really bother over this?

[obstinates]

Yeah, 'cos this place is weird as hell, y'know.

[shogi_pieces]

I figured since you are here. [Cuz... you know, Naruto's always where trouble is... what a drag...]

[obstinates]

..


What's that s'pposed to mean?

[shogi_pieces]

[...Oh right. Naruto's slow.]

Well you are always there where trouble is. [Mostly causing said trouble from what he remembers...]

[obstinates]

Oh, well maybe I just go to where the trouble is to fix it, y'know? Ever think of it like that?

[shogi_pieces]

...That happened close to never. [Everything turns troublesome-squared wherever Naruto is but...

...If Shikamaru bothered to find out what 'canon point' is, he probably would agree with Naruto.

IF.]

[obstinates]

... At least I don't lay on my ass all day, y'know!

[shogi_pieces]

I wish I can actually do that now... troublesome woman...[Seriously, when will mun leave him alone already?]

[obstinates]

Ehhhh, you get used to it. It's not as bad as you think, 'specially when you get to meet all sorts of people.

[Dead people too, like mom and dad, yo.]

[shogi_pieces]

[Scratches back of his head and yawns.] I'd prefer a good,long nap, thanks. [His mom and dad are alive... yo.]

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

That's probably the best I've ever seen anyone take being here.

[Of course Kakashi appeared out of bloody nowhere.]

[shogi_pieces]

Trying to argue takes a lot more energy. [And he has none to spare for this nagging woman-mun.]

[floralogy]

[Snorts.] Spoken like a true lazy ass.

[shogi_pieces]

[Shrug.] I am not particularly interested in arguing as I saw some other people do.

[floralogy]

Well, sometimes it's pointless especially if your mun is as stubborn as mine. [Still, she'll argue when she sees it fit.]

[cosmosic]

Shikamaruuu~~

[unfeasible]

[standing over and peering at]

You'll care when y'start meeting friends from later than you. Or earlier.