Really Mun?

[not_gaheris]

I'm glad that you have decided to listen to me again, but perhaps you should choose where you are taking me from, before you do anything else.

No offense, but I'd prefer not to be a drunken slob this time.

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[weirdness_incoming]

Aw, drunken slobs have all the fun.

[shinra_dog]

Rhade? Telemachus Rhade?

Well, speak a' th' devil.

[seamusharper]

The bar is closed, so no more freaking free drinks for you!

[not_gaheris]

Nice to see you too Beka.

[not_gaheris]

Yup. I'm back. I suppose thanks is in order.

[not_gaheris]

Very funny, funny man. I'd say no more drinks for me either, but that might give my mun bad ideas.

[weirdness_incoming]

Planning a field trip somewhere?

[not_gaheris]

My mun is pondering throwing me back in this prison. Not too terrible. They feed you, occasionally there are things that try to kill you.

How about you? Any fun filled field trips for you?

[weirdness_incoming]

Keeps talking about entering me in some sort of alien prince's intergalactic beauty pageant, but we both know that'll never happen.

Not sure which is worse though, starving to death in a prison or having to wear a dress.

[not_gaheris]

I don't know Beka, you'd look good in a dress. On the other hand, in prison at least you have the opportunity to kill people.

Not that killing people in a dress would stop you.

[weirdness_incoming]

What can I say? I'm just that talented.

[not_gaheris]

Modest too.

[weirdness_incoming]

Eh, modesty is overrated. Besides, it's all about confidence in the slipstream. Why not in life too?

[not_gaheris]

Quite true. Helps when wearing a dress too. Just remember to wear a short dress so you don't trip over it if you need to run.

[weirdness_incoming]

Oh, Rhade. Stop imagining my legs.

[not_gaheris]

Why? You have nice legs.

[weirdness_incoming]

Can't I throw you into a brig or something for that?

[not_gaheris]

Why yes, you could.

Of course, since we're not actually on the Andromeda I suggest you think about a different solution.

[weirdness_incoming]

Airlock?

[not_gaheris]

That is rather creative. However, don't you think it's rather extreme for a compliment?

[weirdness_incoming]

Don't Nietzscheans like extremes?

[not_gaheris]

Not ones that inhibit survival. Getting flushed out the airlock definitely inhibits survival.

[weirdness_incoming]

So does talking about my legs.

[not_gaheris]

Touche.

[shinra_dog]

Thanks? Eh... somethin' like that, yo.

Anyway, it was more crazy timin' than anythin'. I was jus' talkin' about you, an' now here you are.

[not_gaheris]

Well I might be back. If I can convince my mun not to take me from Seefra. I'd much rather be, as Becca called it, an 'academy pinhead' than a mean drunk whoring himself across Seefra.

[shinra_dog]

*opens his mouth to say something in defense of drunken whoring, then decides against it* Ehh... maybe yer right, yo.

But don't be too fresh-faced. Some real-world experience'll do ya some good, yo.

[not_gaheris]

Real world experience? As opposed to fake world experience? I do think being posted as Admiral of the Home Guard on Tarazed and Lt. Commander on board the Andromeda count as real world experience.

I'm Nietzschean. I would never do anything to inhibit my own survival.

[shinra_dog]

Well... good. 'Cuz there's a lotta crazy gray-area stuff.

Yep.

[not_gaheris]

Gray area stuff? That's very descriptive.