voice testing. post season one sammy right here.

[upstairsbrain]

I said not to call me that. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? We just met, and you're barking out orders? I'm not sure if you know, but it doesn't work with me. I've got much more important things to do. And, honestly? I can think of a lot of monsters and stuff I'd rather be fighting than hanging around one of those games, wasting away.

Okay. Just... let me talk to Dad. To Dean. I'm not sure I did the right thing back there.

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[diana_abel]

[The pretty girl looks at him in concern.]

Geez, puppy. The multiverse can sure be redundant, but you're definitely worth the redundancy.

But what's wrong with "Sammy?" I think it's kinda cute.

[upstairsbrain]

[Oh, hello pretty girl. How do I conversation.

He twinges a bit at the "puppy" thing, but he'll try to be polite... for now.]

I'm not a kid anymore.

[diana_abel]

So what? Only kids can be named Sammy?

What about Sammy Davis Junior?

[upstairsbrain]

[He just shakes his head.]

Matter of personal preference, I guess.

[diana_abel]

You Winchesters are super stubborn. Anyone ever told you that, cutie?

[upstairsbrain]

[Oh, yup, he's on the defensive now, and visibly stiffens.]

... How do you know who I am?

[diana_abel]

Oh, well, see, the city I live in has a particular fondness for members of your family. It keeps dragging you folks in from across time and space. It isn't pretty.

Your brother, Dean? I'm sure you're familiar with his work? Well, get this: There are three different versions of him.

[upstairsbrain]

[Well then. Sam frowns, looking suspiciously at the girl. Supernatural? Maybe.]

There's only one Dean. I don't know what kind of city you're from, but there's no way that's true.

[diana_abel]

Afraid it's true, puppy. Three, count them, three Deans. Different timelines. It's hilarious. In that train-wrecky sort of way.

LOL SUP

[demon_andbutler]

[OH HEY here's a red-eyed butler showing up out of seemingly nowhere.]

My condolences for any difficulties you may be having, sir. Is there anything I can bring you in the meantime?

OH HAY STRANGER

[upstairsbrain]

[Red-eyed butler. Instantly suspicious. It doesn't help that this guy looks like he's from another era.]

Uh... no, no thanks.

[Urge to throw holy water in your face--]

You know much about this place?

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE

[demon_andbutler]

[Just try it, bucko. See what happens.]

Ah, not very much, I'm afraid. My visits here are seldom.

YAH SERIOUSLY

[upstairsbrain]

[MAYBE HE WILL]

Yeah, just got here myself. I've already been hearing some weird stuff.

[demon_andbutler]

The "weird" is quite commonplace, in these sort of areas. Where I reside is slightly less chaotic, but it is still beyond anything I have seen in my own world.

[upstairsbrain]

In your own world? That's... your... "fandom," or whatever?

[...]

It's harder than I thought, living in the brain of a teenaged girl.

[demon_andbutler]

Mm, the human doesn't like to use that term, but I suppose that's one way to describe it.

["The human," Sebastian? Really? Thanks a lot!]

You've no idea. The eccentricity doesn't appear to subside once they've reached their twenties, either.

[Wow, shut up.]

[upstairsbrain]

[... Okay, you just referred to her as "the human." Sam stiffens.]

So, you're... not human?

[Where is that demon-killing gun when you need it--]

[cruelest]

[ HAVE A GLOOMY WITCH SAMMY ]

Some of "those games" also have monsters.

[upstairsbrain]

[GREAT, because there's not enough of them in the world--]

So I've heard.

[cruelest]

[ for sure. idk he'll meet a witch in season 3 or 4 or whatever, i don't watch this show ]

And, if your family shows up too, there shouldn't be much for you to complain about then, right?

[upstairsbrain]

[He already met a witch once, but she didn't look anything like you. Also, it was a man. So.]

Yeah, I... guess that's true.

[cruelest]

[ man witches ain't got nothing on loli witches. ]

Of course, depending on what your circumstances turn out to be, you may not want them there.

[upstairsbrain]

[No way, man, no way.]

If it's dangerous, then, no. Guess not.

[cruelest]

... I see. [ ah, it's just like she expected — this guy might talk big, but he would never put those he loved in unnecessary danger. How boring. ] What kind of monsters do you hunt...?

[upstairsbrain]

[Boring, maybe. But safe is how he likes things.]

All of them, I guess. Anything we run into.