Muse is back after a 5-year hiatus...

[onlythingtofear]

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.

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[onlythingtofear]

Of course I have.

[deciphering]

Contemplating the abject suffering and terror of the helpless doesn't count. [said in his best "just so you know" tone.]

[onlythingtofear]

Are you having cheerful thoughts?

[Of course he isn't changing the subject.]

[deciphering]

Of course not. I'm talking to you.

[onlythingtofear]

Sticks and stones and Batman's bones.
It must be a slow Saturday night.