Really now.

[renegadedriving]

You think this is a good use of my time, mun? I have a whole damn galaxy to save. And digimon isn't exactly conductive to that.

. . .

What do you mean my guns probably won't work?!  No, some kind of animal isn't a good replacement for bullets!

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[renegadedriving]

I'm replacing it with "Hug a Varren" day. To be celebrated by the same people who would have celebrated the holiday based on beating you, lessen the numbers. We're not getting you into another Omega if I'm not there to pull your ass out of the fire.

Remind me to tell you about Valentine's Day, if you're looking for ancient humans' poorly disguised excuses for sex.

[She pauses.]

Actually, make sure I tell you about Valentine's Day before Joker tries to educate you on it.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I think that'd just about make us even.

You need an excuse?

[renegadedriving]

Then it sounds like a plan to me.

Well. I don't, but a lot of humans? Yeah. They do.

[calibrates_big_guns]

So they made a holiday to get to have sex ... interesting thought process.

[renegadedriving]

Apparently there was a time when fathers could sue their teenaged daughters' boyfriends if they had sex. We're pretty damn weird about sex, as a species.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm beginning to get the picture. I guess for all the good ideas humanity has come up with their had to have been a few ... awful ones.

[renegadedriving]

To put it lightly. We've grown out of most of it, though.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Hopefully the naked hot-tubbing is still around.

[If not, then it's time for a comeback.]